kirishima the demigod king of the sharks and bakugou the surfer who is like 90% sure there’s a dude underwater over there

kirishima, a literal god: wow this blond dude is incredible, I wish I was that cool

bakugou seeing kiri pop his head out of the water every once in a while only to go back under:

“Hey, you! Are you drowning?!”

“Uh, no? Why, are you?”

the water is 30ft deep and this redheaded guy is now somehow sitting there with half of his torso out of the water. his very /very/ defined torso...

“How the fuck are you doing that?”

“Doing what?”

“Treading water like that.”

“I’m not treading water, Tetsu is helping me out.”

“What the fuck is that?”

“/He/ is my friend.”

shitty hair points downwards and katsuki submerges his head to see what this weirdo is trying to show him.

his heart nearly stops when he gets a look at the twenty foot silver shark the dude is sitting on.

katsuki is not a scaredy-cat, but he has enough fucking basic common sense as a surfer and a human to know that you do not want to be in the water with a giant shark.

he’s practically frozen from panic and disbelief, but then he sees that the guy is.. petting it? and it’s just sitting there, he didn’t know it was possible for sharks to stay still.

katsuki pulls his head out of the water and goes back to straddling his board with a very shocked look on his face. the redheaded bastard looks smug as hell.

“He’s super cool, right?”

kirishima has never actually interacted with any regular humans before. he’s got friends for sure, but they’re all either sharks or other demigods.

“COOL?! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU RIDING A FUCKING SHARK?!!!”

“Uh, how else would I get around? I’m not a super fast swimmer, dude.”

bakugou realizes a bit too late that this shark boy was only wearing a very small skirt and some beaded jewelry and great, now katsuki’s blushing.

“And wh-what the fuck is that outfit?”

“My clothes?”

“If you can call it that..”

“My friend Mina gave it to me! She said not everyone wants to see my ass, so she gave me the cloth circle!”

he seems so proud of his tiny skirt...

katsuki feels like he’s having a fever dream when the dude smiles at him with sharp teeth. ah yes, a shark toothed guy, wearing a fucking loincloth and riding an actual shark, perfectly normal occurrence.