Some of the photos I’ve seen of people with Mumps are mental. Maybe I should give out some prizes for the best mumps faces to make up for missing out on a couple of weeks of life as you’ve been sick??

We need to do like before/after. So like a normal photo then compared to your mumps head. Best one I’ll give you £100 voucher for like Asos or something. And I’ll do some other prizes. Seen as you have been through the wars and that