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ME: Hey did I tell you about my new worldly attachment… the sense-impressions that it gives me totally gave me inner peace
GAUTAMA BUDDHA: I& #39;ll take "things that didn& #39;t happen" for 400
GAUTAMA BUDDHA: I& #39;ll take "things that didn& #39;t happen" for 400
ME: Fuck I just love to be a huge piece of shit and achieve salvation through works alone…
MARTIN LUTHER: This ain& #39;t it, chief
MARTIN LUTHER: This ain& #39;t it, chief
NO ONE:
LITERALLY NOBODY:
NOT A SOUL:
PAUL OF TARSUS: Maranatha!
LITERALLY NOBODY:
NOT A SOUL:
PAUL OF TARSUS: Maranatha!
ME: Hey Jezzy check it out, I just fit this camel through the eye of a needle
JESUS: Fffffffffff brb rewriting some parables
JESUS: Fffffffffff brb rewriting some parables
That one meme with the pointing lady and the unimpressed cat but they& #39;re labeled "MADAME BLATAVSKY" and "JIDDU KRISHNAMURTI"
The girl in the back is C.W. Leadbeater
INTERNET TRYING TO USE TUMBLR IN 2011: No one has ever designed a conversational thread interface this way, in the history of mankind, ever
THE RABBINICAL COMMUNITY: *Slides you a copy of the Talmud*
THE RABBINICAL COMMUNITY: *Slides you a copy of the Talmud*
JULIAN OF NORWICH: *slaps top of hazelnut* This bad boy can fit all of creation in it
RT @umlauthuth0
Just woke up
