ME: Hey did I tell you about my new worldly attachment… the sense-impressions that it gives me totally gave me inner peace

GAUTAMA BUDDHA: I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 400

ME: Fuck I just love to be a huge piece of shit and achieve salvation through works alone…

MARTIN LUTHER: This ain't it, chief

NO ONE:

LITERALLY NOBODY:

NOT A SOUL:

PAUL OF TARSUS: Maranatha!

ME: Hey Jezzy check it out, I just fit this camel through the eye of a needle

JESUS: Fffffffffff brb rewriting some parables

That one meme with the pointing lady and the unimpressed cat but they're labeled "MADAME BLATAVSKY" and "JIDDU KRISHNAMURTI"

The girl in the back is C.W. Leadbeater

INTERNET TRYING TO USE TUMBLR IN 2011: No one has ever designed a conversational thread interface this way, in the history of mankind, ever

THE RABBINICAL COMMUNITY: *Slides you a copy of the Talmud*

JULIAN OF NORWICH: *slaps top of hazelnut* This bad boy can fit all of creation in it

RT @umlauthuth0

Just woke up