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I microwaved my hamster when I was 7 and it expanded and died........we still use the same microwave till this day lmfao https://twitter.com/adribbleofink/status/1213293516148707328">https://twitter.com/adribbleo...

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Okay before yall attacked me for being a kid psycho let me just tell u the INNOCENT backstory behind it

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So bitch I had this hamster his name was fucking Batu or watevuh because he was small and it reminded me of a rock lmao she is THAT creative.

I used to play with him a lot! One day I made a styrofoam boat and I put it in a huge ass bucket of water

And my cute tight 7 year old bottom ass was like "omg im gonna put Batu on my self made styrofoam boat"

And bitch it was cute at first and I start to shake the bucket as if Batu was like on the harsh ocean and sis he was shaking and trynna balance himself literally he was like:

-AND BITCH HE FUCKING FELL INTO THE WATER AND SUNK!!!

AND I FREAKED OUT I WAS LIKE FUCKKK OH MY GOD I CARRIED HIS FURRY ASS AND PUT HIM BACK AT THE BOAT LIKE

He started shivering and my mom was gonna go back home and let me tell you when Malay moms get mad they gon whoop yo ass to the lowest level of neraka and back bitch like syurga di tapak kaki ibu but doesnt mean she aint gonna step on u

So I dried him with a towel and he was still wet!! My mom was gonna come back anytime soon and this tiny pundan had an idea:

What dries up faster....than putting things in a microwave!! Bitch I felt like a scholar tapi PSR nda jua 5As

So I put Batu in the microwave, full blast for 2 mins.....and I watch him dry up... at first it was like ok but he started to like flail?? Idk what he was doing so I went to the fridge to get a Milo Kotak as if everything& #39;s gonna be alright and then:

- I heard the microwave ding.....and THERE IT WAS!! BATU all dried up but I see red stuff around his body and little did I know, the microwave EXPANDED HIM AND HE LITERALLY HAD HIS SHIT INSIDE OUT!!!

BITCH I FREAKED OUT IT WAS LIKE LOOKING AT A CRIME SCENE

And then....i heard a sound...a sound that I usually get excited when I hear it.....but this time its the worst thing ever.....

"Jehaaaaaan mamih balik sudah" - Sarinah (2007), Mother.

AND BITCH I FREAKED OUT!!! I PANICKED I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO I-

SO I LITERALLY GRABBED THE EXPANDED-HOT AND WARM BATU AND PUT HIM BACK AT HIS CAGE AND RAN UPSTAIRS to my bedroom AS IF I WASNT IN THE CRIME SCENE IN THE FIRST PLACE

And yes, a few mins later, when she saw Batu SHE SCREAMED!!!

Moms was like, "JEHAAAAN KENAPA HAMSTER MU!!!"

And I ran down and I saw at Batu....his lifeless body as I pretend to be shocked....as if idk what happened

So right after she didnt want to dwell in it and she thought maybe the cat attacked him and she kesian kan me because I was only a little kid but bitch I was like this THE WHOLE TIME LMFAO

So thats basically the start of my acting careeR AHAHa and i still havent told her yet omg

Also yall gotta know that i dont condone animal cruelty for sure i think Batu deserves better I didnt mean to that at all!

1) this was 15 years ago, I was 7
2) i really thought microwaving will just dry the hamster up and not kill it???
3) its a funny memory

LMAO MY MICROWAVE 40+++ YEARS AND COUNTING BRUH shits older than me

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