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obey me thread (just for fun,,, I wanna look back on all of this) 
I gotta put captions for some of these apparently 
I’m just gonna use #’s https://twitter.com/valyrianelves/status/1211745130194948096
I’m just gonna use #’s https://twitter.com/valyrianelves/status/1211745130194948096
https://twitter.com/valyrianelves/status/1211852750641717249 https://twitter.com/valyrianelves/status/1212146716746498048
https://twitter.com/valyrianelves/status/1213749641465847814 https://twitter.com/valyrianelves/status/1213531593412878336
https://twitter.com/valyrianelves/status/1213942424042532864 https://twitter.com/valyrianelves/status/1213755879092191232
13. okay now I can continually add to this thread without spamming all of you I was gonna make a thread earlier but completely forgot to https://twitter.com/valyrianelves/status/1214024555334963200
I was gonna make a thread earlier but completely forgot to https://twitter.com/valyrianelves/status/1214024555334963200
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why do they all end up calling the wrong # all the time. y’all been living for 1000s of years but can’t even work a cellphone properly 
asmodeus has the best suit. change my mind
lucifer is so soft when he blushes 
mammon is me
he’s like wei wuxian with the rabbits “oh lan zhan I bet these rabbits will make good stew”
imagine looking at fluffy rabbits and sheep and the 1st thing you think of is to eat them!! I hate both of them
“oh lan zhan I bet these rabbits will make good stew” imagine looking at fluffy rabbits and sheep and the 1st thing you think of is to eat them!! I hate both of them
SATAN WITH A CAT!!!!!
JDJDJJDJDJDJJDJDJJDJDJJDJDJDJDJJDJDNJKDJDKKDK
mammon is me every time I gotta pay my monthly rent at uni
asmodeus is a liar. my phone voice and voice on videos is the worst
despite being a literal demon, satan is so pure
I can’t believe if asmodeus was real, I would actually consider taking up his offer
obey me aka the only place where I actually get many notifications after waking up
ALSO I WOKE UP AT 11!!! not 1pm!! as proven by the time I took this screenshot at
lucifer is so hard to please during the meeting with a surprise guest thing.... he doesn’t like anyone touching his hair which is understandable cause it’s nicely styled, but then he also likes being caressed in a certain way but sometimes he doesn’t like that certain way, and
then he doesn’t like anyone touching his hand but then asks for a high 5 sometimes I’m just trying to love you man... it’s much easier when I have stuff to give him tho. the rest of the demons are so easy to make happy tho even w/o items...lucifer is so high maintenance 
I’m just trying to love you man... it’s much easier when I have stuff to give him tho. the rest of the demons are so easy to make happy tho even w/o items...lucifer is so high maintenance
levi rly had the audacity to call me and then say this so rude so very rude
so rude so very rude
is THIS your demon of wrath????
I rly don’t know what to say to this.... this game is just too much sometimes
lucifer rly texts like a grandpa. I have had ENOUGH
no this is not the same screenshot posted 4 times.... mammon is just giving me the silent treatment and this time he has every right to
ah yes of course a hug gets him talking
of course I wanna romance lucifer but then mammon just has to be out there being adorable. I hate him
I would k word a 1000 men just to see this smile of his
idk wtf asmodeus is talking about half the time
no don’t threaten ppl lucifer you’re so sexci aha
he’s so cute
I GOT A MAMMON ICON!!!!!
luck was on my side when pulling my cards today
he’s going to be the end of me one of these days
asmodeus and azuma rly have the same energy
mammon and his 3 brain cells I don’t think that’s how it works man
I don’t think that’s how it works man
why is it that whenever these 2 are together it’s so chaotic jdjdjjd
wow I’m rly out here crying in the club
this game rly is....... something else
hey now I was in very deep thought.... I wasn’t even ignoring you calm down man
demons rly don’t have any patience do they
demons rly don’t have any patience do they
shy lucifer is just very very cute
lucifer: bitch does it look like I don’t have a life???
JDJJDJJDJDJJDJD
mammon just breathes and they’re mean to him just let him live!!
just let him live!!
PROTECT MAMMON AT ALL COSTS he’s just a softie
he’s just a softie
I want want barbatos has. he’s so powerful
and I’m all caught up
he’s so demanding
mammon rly said fuck weeb lives
hey now asmodeus that isn’t nice!
lucifer has the same nickname that lucifer has in the show lucifer
also I didn’t know simeon and lucifer were friends!!!
also I didn’t know simeon and lucifer were friends!!!
say the 1st sentence I wrote 10 times fast jdjdjjd
yes pls let me vent about all my problems simeon
luke: you’re mad at lucifer aren’t you?
simeon: me???? mad???? no not at all ahahahaha
simeon: me???? mad???? no not at all ahahahaha
simeon is just way too cute.... pls let me romance him @ obey me team I will ditch lucifer for him!!!!
I will ditch lucifer for him!!!!
although I do have 2 hands 
