Thread by @valyrianelves, obey me thread (just for fun,,, I wanna look back on all [...]

obey me thread (just for fun,,, I wanna look back on all of this)

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13. okay now I can continually add to this thread without spamming all of you

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why do they all end up calling the wrong # all the time. y’all been living for 1000s of years but can’t even work a cellphone properly

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asmodeus has the best suit. change my mind

lucifer is so soft when he blushes

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mammon is me

he’s like wei wuxian with the rabbits

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> “oh lan zhan I bet these rabbits will make good stew”

imagine looking at fluffy rabbits and sheep and the 1st thing you think of is to eat them!! I hate both of them

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he’s like wei wuxian with the rabbits https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

“oh lan zhan I bet these rabbits will make good stew” imagine looking at fluffy rabbits and sheep and the 1st thing you think of is to eat them!! I hate both of them https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">" title="he’s like wei wuxian with the rabbits https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> “oh lan zhan I bet these rabbits will make good stew” imagine looking at fluffy rabbits and sheep and the 1st thing you think of is to eat them!! I hate both of them https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

SATAN WITH A CAT!!!!!

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SATAN WITH A CAT!!!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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mammon is me every time I gotta pay my monthly rent at uni

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mammon is me every time I gotta pay my monthly rent at uni https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

asmodeus is a liar. my phone voice and voice on videos is the worst

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despite being a literal demon, satan is so pure

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despite being a literal demon, satan is so pure https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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I can’t believe if asmodeus was real, I would actually consider taking up his offer

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obey me aka the only place where I actually get many notifications after waking up

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obey me aka the only place where I actually get many notifications after waking up https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

ALSO I WOKE UP AT 11!!! not 1pm!! as proven by the time I took this screenshot at

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lucifer is so hard to please during the meeting with a surprise guest thing.... he doesn’t like anyone touching his hair which is understandable cause it’s nicely styled, but then he also likes being caressed in a certain way but sometimes he doesn’t like that certain way, and

then he doesn’t like anyone touching his hand but then asks for a high 5 sometimes

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face"> I’m just trying to love you man... it’s much easier when I have stuff to give him tho. the rest of the demons are so easy to make happy tho even w/o items...lucifer is so high maintenance

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levi rly had the audacity to call me and then say this

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so rude so very rude" title="levi rly had the audacity to call me and then say this https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face"> so rude so very rude" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

is THIS your demon of wrath????

I rly don’t know what to say to this.... this game is just too much sometimes

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lucifer rly texts like a grandpa. I have had ENOUGH

no this is not the same screenshot posted 4 times.... mammon is just giving me the silent treatment and this time he has every right to

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no this is not the same screenshot posted 4 times.... mammon is just giving me the silent treatment and this time he has every right to https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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ah yes of course a hug gets him talking

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ah yes of course a hug gets him talking https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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of course I wanna romance lucifer but then mammon just has to be out there being adorable. I hate him

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I would k word a 1000 men just to see this smile of his

idk wtf asmodeus is talking about half the time

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no don’t threaten ppl lucifer you’re so sexci aha

he’s so cute

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I GOT A MAMMON ICON!!!!!

luck was on my side when pulling my cards today

he’s going to be the end of me one of these days

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asmodeus and azuma rly have the same energy

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asmodeus and azuma rly have the same energy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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mammon and his 3 brain cells

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why is it that whenever these 2 are together it’s so chaotic jdjdjjd

wow I’m rly out here crying in the club

this game rly is....... something else

hey now I was in very deep thought.... I wasn’t even ignoring you calm down man

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demons rly don’t have any patience do they

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shy lucifer is just very very cute

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shy lucifer is just very very cute https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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lucifer: bitch does it look like I don’t have a life???

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mammon just breathes and they’re mean to him

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> just let him live!!

mammon just breathes and they’re mean to him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

PROTECT MAMMON AT ALL COSTS

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> he’s just a softie

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PROTECT MAMMON AT ALL COSTS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

I want want barbatos has. he’s so powerful

and I’m all caught up

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and I’m all caught up https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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he’s so demanding

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mammon rly said fuck weeb lives

hey now asmodeus that isn’t nice!

lucifer has the same nickname that lucifer has in the show lucifer

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also I didn’t know simeon and lucifer were friends!!!

lucifer has the same nickname that lucifer has in the show lucifer https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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say the 1st sentence I wrote 10 times fast jdjdjjd

yes pls let me vent about all my problems simeon

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luke: you’re mad at lucifer aren’t you?
simeon: me???? mad???? no not at all ahahahaha

simeon is just way too cute.... pls let me romance him @ obey me team

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> I will ditch lucifer for him!!!!

although I do have 2 hands

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