Thread by @moeyaji, Mega Hokkaido thread!!! I’ll try keep to this for what we do [...]

Mega Hokkaido thread!!! I’ll try keep to this for what we do but we just landed in Mamenbetsu(?) and were off to the hotel then immediately... abashiri... to visit.... SHIRAISHI

Airport is just white!!!! Also people noticing we are foreigners and trying to point us idiots in the right direction THANK YOU

The Prison

we’re at our hotel in abashiri and. Holy fuck. The receptionist speaks better Japanese then anyone I’ve come across in Tokyo HELL YEAH

Hotel in the boonies aw yeah

Okay we just got back from our prison speed run I’ll try recap but we only had HALF AN HOUR so we’re gonna try again tomorrow maybe it got dark so fast

The first place is the administration building which recaps the history and also has the head jailer hologram thing. I went feral and had to take photos of the gk stuff also a random Chinese tourist and us were the only people in the ENTIRE GROUNDS

If any photos are blurry it’s because it’s such a HUUUUGE space we literally had to run to see like the four things we wanted. Also they asked where we came from that’s the only English they used.

ITS SO SCARY WALKINH INTO THESE SPACES AND YOU SEE TJE BODIES AND TJE ONE SITTING UP HOLY FUCK

We had to pose with a poop hole. Thank god no one was around to see what we were doing because the real guy didn’t do this. It’s just a gk thing I think?

Okay I was saying to gabe there’s something fake about this (the entire place) and she was like yeah it’s a replica but these things are all over turkey as like corner shops that’s what was bothering me

Absolutely terrible photos because the sun was setting SO FAST but here’s where kadokura be hanging out aka working it’s interesting you can see straight down all of them

Something I didn’t know tbh is the slanted cells... pretty ingenious you can’t see anyone coming from the watch area

Inside one of the cells.... actually I think if I was alone I’d be comfortable but 3-5 people you definitely do not have room to jack off but you could assert your dominance that way

Gabe spotted shiraishi aka Yoshie Shiratori

The actual plaque thing there if anyone is interested!!!

FUCKIMG SCARY ASS MANNEQUINS !!!! FUCK OFF

More plaques... sorry. Like I said we had half an hour.

The shiraishi hole.....

THE LECTURE HALL... IT ECHOES SO MUCH...

Epic...............

Anyway after this we realised our only way home was via the bus and ran to catch it!!! I’m sad we couldn’t get the Prison meal but it’s fine.............. I will come back one day

Day two in Abashiri!!! We’re going to do the northern people’s museum hopefully I learn shit about myself probably not I’m mostly nogai

So instead of talking about it I’m just going to share some photos!!!

Sorry for weird detail shots I wanna reference these

THE LONG PIPE IS LONGER THEN MY ARM epic

God this was cool to look at especially the face it’s a Mongolian shaman outfit

I stared at those Ainu arrows for a long time. Very confused by how they work but they are ceremonial.

Giant pestle and mortar wroah

More recent stuff

These are so cool first one is Kazakh so aaayyyyyyeeeee

Can someone explain. Is she Ainu........

Now we’re just wandering Abashiri because we haven’t really experienced snow and last night it snowed !!!

We are at the drift ice museum now because we got a later bus!!! Yippee!!!

OH BITCH IS RHIS THE SHIT UP SHIRAISHI’S NOSE

Little angels...

There’s a -15 degree room where they make u swing a towel until it’s frozen solid

I have many questions.

GOT ANOTHER ONE

Here’s the gk message board we added onto it the markers were drying out tho...

We also had ezo deer burgers it was yammy

We are in Sapporo and now at the BEER MUSEUM no I am not drinking I’m having the weird non alcoholic thing I’m gonna role play being drunk

They had these since the major kotan is closed to advertise the reopening

Big boy

Homer are you drunk?
HOMER IS DEAD

Comes to japan to eat Australian meat.

See... I’m just role playing.

Today we are at the Hokkaido Musem!!! Sorry old man you were walking too slow to get out of my photo

This is a pretty cohesive museum it covers prehistoric Hokkaido to current age stuff

Few photos~

pspspspspsps

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOW THE HISTORICAL VILLAGE!!!

Bear with me as I try to remember what the fuck anything is it’s a big place

Let’s all go to the murder hotel

This is the only video you’re getting from me sorry I keep meaning to take videos but I’m dumb

YOU TELLING ME THATS WHERE MISTER HIJIKATA SAT?

Some exteriors

Aoyama villa.............

Creepy fucking mannequins WHY

This last building was a photo studio oh my god going up those stairs my legs were SCREAMING

We’re now done with both the Hokkaido museum and historical village and hoping we can get to otaru before the canal building closes!!!

On our way to otaru and omg such a pretty train ride... we get to watch the water...

OUGH such a nice view!!!

CANAL also what are these.

Just some general stuff from otaru a veryyyyy small museum

Pretty... my phone decided to do some weird exposure shit

Goodbye Sapporo!!! Idk how to feel about you. We going noboribetsu now so.... ya

We are in hell now

Stupid icy town fuck you demons

HELL VALLEY!!!!!! Smells like EGGS!!!!!!!

Today we’re at noboribetsu bear park!! First we went to the kotan, it’s closed because why the fuck would it be open in the peak of winter

One cise was open for looking at at least!!!

Hmmm pretty out here!

BEAR BEAR BEAR

NKB aaaaaAAAAA

Sorry I died! We are now in Hakodate with only a few hours left in Hokkaido! We’re in the museum of northern people’s and then the British consulate then... sigh... back to Tokyo.