Alright, y’all. It’s 6 so here we go, lol...

DID MY KITTY GO SILLY?: My Experience with the ‘Kitty Kat’ Female Enhancement Pill

*a thread*

Before I start, let me clear some shit up...

1. I’m cautious w what I put in my body, so I’d been plotting on taking 1 of these 4 a while now.

—I did ALOT of research on the ingredients and side effects & shit.

Fun fact about this particular enhancement is that it’s de-shelving the iconic “Pink Pussycat” pill!

The ingredients are veryyyy similar, only difference between the 2 is that the one I tried kicked in in 20 min as opposed to the Pink Pussycat’s 1hr wait.

2. This is an ENHANCEMENT. It’s not ecstasy. You ain’t gon pop it & start wanting to fuck.

All those YT vid reactions are either overly-staged for views or full of shit bc they weren’t engaging in sexual activity.

3. My experience is MY experience. I followed the instructions to a T..

Now let me walk y’all thru the night.

My man is on the way. It’s evening. My kid is with fam for the night and I been relaxing all night. My man sends the “10 away text”.

As previously mentioned, the Kitty Kat takes 20 min to start working.

I had smoked a blunt and had a glass of wine about 30-40 min b4.

I ate an hour before all this (ur supposed to take it on an empty stomach or the food will absorb the pill).

I knew I was drinking and smoking all night so I also ate a couple graham crackers to help soak up everything lol.

I was ready.

It ACTUALLY says that after the 20 minutes ur supposed to engage in sexual activity to feel the effects.

Lemme invalidate some symptom probs a lot of these “reviews “ said:

*If yo body was tingling, it’s cuz you mixed it with too alcohol and/or u took meds.

*if yo head was hurting, it’s cuz you need better water intake.

The pill was huge as fuck. The more water you drink, the better it activates and absorbs into yo body.

My water intake in phenomenal & I wasn’t drinking heavy so I knew I’d be straight.

Ok, not “huge as fuck” but it was pretty big, ok? Like... a prenatal pill almost

Okay, moving on.

He comes to my room to greet me... we kiss.. he grabs my ass and when I tell you that ass-grab hit DIFFERENT... it felt like the holiest, purest, sensational ass grab ever.

I wasn’t sweating that shit, tho. I just thought I missed him. I wasn’t feeling any side effects and I wasn’t pressed for it. We have amazing sex anyway, you know.

So boom. We rolling up, having a good time, in my living room listening to music, talking, all that.

Ok...

Let me be clear right motherfuckin now I’m gonna be pretty blunt about all this.

I don’t think sex should be a taboo topic and I gotta be honest or ima leave some Shit out (like I already have)

If you weak, bitch, pls stop reading rn

My boo likes to massage my body when we’re kicking it. Just a form of affection, doesn’t always necessarily lead to sex.

HOWEVER. he started caressing my thighs and legs.

And bitch, I FELT IT.

My pussy INSTANTLY started throbbing.

And not no regular throb.... it Felt like my pussy was connected to a stereo playing the Jumanji drum beat bro

Once it started, I couldn’t turn it off... I start feeling on my man, like alright let’s get into foreplay so this plane can take off, OKAY.

A good 2 minutes of kissing & feeling went by. Every kiss, lick, grab, and rub, sent TINGLES down my SPINE. SHIVERS BRO.

Now, my man can DEVOUR some pussy. Not to brag or nothing. But soon as his lips touched down there THAT ONE TIME, I orgasmed.

He came back up giggling and shit cuz I ain’t ever came that quick before!

That’s when I realized that it was the pill that had my body on 10.

It was GO-TIME BITCH.

He always completely takes off my panties or whatever I’m wearing right before I get those strokes & he removed them and said “goddamn”

In that short time my panties had felt like I pissed a little bit. I had to put my hand down there and see what was up

Cuz bitch it was so wet I thought my period was back LMFAOOO IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.

I wanted the dick, immediately. I was ravenous. Hungry for the dick, bro....

In fact, I was SO READY for the dick, I LITERALLY pulled him inside of me. That 1st insertion stroke be HITTING but this time, it was like....

It was like...

Y’all know that scene on Ratatouille where Remy tried 2 flavors and saw fireworks? Askskdsjjdsj

(Disney+ is on in my house almost 24/7. Sorry)

2 strokes in, I came again

LMFAO. I couldn’t fucking believe it.

We be going ROUNDS but it’s like this shit EXPEDITED all the rounds into one tiny ass condensed session.

Now, I just came for my man twice now and I had a SLIVER of head and TWO strokes.
......

My man didn’t know I took the pill. He’s looking at me confused, but impressed. I pull out the packaging and his eyes lit up.

I probably should have told him

We was looking at eachother like

LIKE I SAID. THE PILL *ENHANCES SEX* it’s NOT an ecstasy pill. I don’t wanna keep saying this

“Oh I didn’t feel nothing it didn’t work”. Your sex game is trash. Pls DM me for tips and try again, luv.

Now, back to the story.

These quick ass orgasms were intense. My body was already a lil tired out. But I missed my man. I was gon show out regardless

I get on top, I felt that shit in my STOMACH... I felt like I was being ripped in half, but pleasurably LMFAOOO. Every feeling was like..times 10.

I’m bouncing, I’m grinding, it’s some real uncontrollable jack-rabbit fucking shit going on... he holds me up, starts HAMMERING MY SHIT.

then boom, it happened...

“What happened, girl?” Im glad you asked.

Am I a squirter? Yes.

But this was no ordinary squirt. Our jaws was on the floor. Bitch it was like.......

Am I youtub*ng videos to put to this thread so y’all can understand my references? Yes.

Now that my couch was soaked, we moved to the floor. He asks how I want it, I told him I wanted my fave.

Backshots. LolLolllllll oh boy

I never run. I fuck back.

But I was feeling EVERYTHING. I was creaming down my thigh, we were sweating, I was throbbing...

I ***had*** to run from the shit, everything was TOO INTENSIFIED ):

However. My man don’t play that. And I been playing too long. He held me there I kept my position and shit. Took it like a G.

And then I had ANOTHER orgasm.

I had felt my walls contracting tighter than a racist holding her purse when Black people walk by

Just writing this shit is making me have flashbacks which is making my body go a lil crazy.

Just.... it feels so good to feel yo pussy tighten up THAT TIGHT against a big ass dick connected to a nigga you love, ok????

(THE PILL’S EFFECTS CAN LAST UP TO 72 HOURS )

The packaging says it increases arousal & desire. It’s true.

Im sexual, but I wanted my man in every way, every position, the shit has me so pushed into horny-drive I did shit I said Id nvr do LMAOOOOOlikeswallowingOOOOOOO

We fucked everywhere in my house except my kids room.

I know y’all remember my initial update tweets I TRIED to be consistent with last night.

I precisely remember us sprawled out on the couch, which was still drying but we ain’t give a fuck. Decided to go to Waffle House... get our energy back up... we had went a solid 7 rounds

All this to say, YES, the effects are LONG-LASTING like it motherfucking says.

My man put his hand on my waist while we’re ordering and I started leaking... asked him to finish ordering for us.
I had to feel on that thang under the counter real quick.... I couldn’t turn it off

I asked if we could have a quickie in the BATHROOM of Waffle House. My kitty was truly wilding the fuck out.

I asked if we could have a quickie in the car. Just truly wilding.

We decided to gon & eat @ my place, smoke another, relax, but again, I COULDNT TURN IT OFF

I was suppressing all my desires but it was a true struggle. I just remember wanting to KEEP fucking. My man had his dick out, laughing at the movie, eating, and I’m just trying not to look @ his dick. Struggling like

Now. Its 3am and we still going.... we were in my bedroom at this point, on the couch in there, in my bed.

My man was exhausted, poor baby, he’s dozing off next to me after I came again, but those Jumanji drums were back.

I grab a bullet toy from my nightstand.

Here I am, enjoying some clit play, and the noise wakes up my man.

We add toys for me sometimes for a little razzle dazzle.. he tongue-fucks a bit & then spreads my legs like a morherfucking eagle, BITCH.

The pill, the strokes, ANd the vibrator?

Would I say I’m “loud” in bed? I would say I’m loud ENOUGH in bed. But bitch I was yelling at the TOP of my lungs.... my man choked me, I ain’t stfu.

Put his hand over my mouth, I aint stfu.

But then we were both loud as fuck cuz we came @ the same time.

Ended in my 4th and final big ass squirt of the night. We fell over, we were panting.

I’m in the bed EXHAUSTED like goddamn. 7 straight hours of fucking with MINIMAL breaks?!

My kitty was still on go, but bitch my body was NOT.

With the couch still soaked,& now my bed, we made space on the floor.

It was truly magical. My man called last night “epic” and I’ve never heard him describe something as that

Lemme answer some questions:

WHERE CAN I BUY’. Local adult stores. Some gas stations, even

HOW DO I SAFELY TRY: up your water intake, go on an almost empty stomach, don’t mix with medication and heavy liq, and follow the directions.

Me at CVS grabbing a plan b this morning cuz we ain’t use condoms all night

THAT CONCLUDES MY REVIEW.

I ain’t get out of bed until 3pm today... my wrist hurts, I have bruising, and my body is sooooo drained.

I’d recommend for those special nights you want a little UMPH.

Ill remember this night forever, cuz GODDAMN. Lol

Thanks for reading.

If I get one more “I don’t need this ” ass pick me ass dumb ass mentions from one of you stupid bitches ima snap.

I never said I NEEDED an enhancer. We some freaks. We shake shit up. It was a fun experiment. THATS IT.

It took spectacular sex up a couple HUNNID knotches!!

Aight Nick Gurrs. This broke my twitter so I’m bout ready 2 mute. But I’ll answer some last minute shit:

Got this at JENNAS TOY BOX but I’m sure it’s at ALMOST ALL adult stores.

Men, this is 4 women. You’ll grow a Pussy. LMFAO. There’s kinds for men, tho.

Thanks for reading the thread that blew me up LOL

I’ve compiled ALL my threads from 2016-Now on my website
http://mamaztheguru.com 

& my sex tips book & other Guru Guides/erotic stories are there, too.

MAMA Z OUT

Oh... and I need everyone to know this is the original thread. lol.