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Here, a masterthread of stupid stories I've told, based on my ability to remember having told them
The story about how I angrily gave myself an award: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1115288082419474432
The story about how I angrily gave myself an award: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1115288082419474432
Story about how my roommate turned our home into a sewer: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1101209578316943362
Story about how the same roommate stupidly murdered my Pathfinder character by being a dunce and made me cry: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1082404052900724741
Story tweeted on roadtrip about a complete stranger in a faraway place apparently knowing my deadname: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1152964313843453952
Story about how I casually committed a UCMJ violation because I can't understand Australian accents: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1101257906232717312
Extremely dark anecdote (CN: rape) about attending a wake a few months after Trump got elected: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1132328896140120069
Story (complete with illustrations!) about how I may or may not have a hypodermic needle buried in my arm somewhere under my Last Unicorn tattoo: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1185260644393771016
Family lore about the time in middle school that my biomom physically attacked an ableist gym teacher: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1130845411910938624
Story about how EverQuest 1 literally broke my home: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1140624002886578176
Story about how my life got really close to being a trans girl version of SINGLE WHITE FEMALE: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1058894803163865090
Story about how some dude absolutely lost his shit that I put a trans boy character in a free-to-play game jam VN: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1176359205323907072
Pamphlet-length thread about my origin story: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1167600314691784705
Oh I also told the Very Very Not Fun and rambly story about how I was forced to lie my way into the Air Force and eventually got caught for it by seeking help with gender dysphoria https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1117849751288832006
And of course, the epic of 2019, my three-part saga, the Mattress Story
Part One: In which my relationship with a cis boy is predicated on my describing myself with a slur https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1004128036575481856
Part One: In which my relationship with a cis boy is predicated on my describing myself with a slur https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1004128036575481856
Part Two: In which my relationship with a cis boy, along with an inflatable mattress, and my own self-respect, is ruined https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1090000475532001280
Part Three: In which a therapist makes some extremely unwise decisions https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1136395256457551874
Oh I remembered another one, my brief and mostly undescriptive breakdown of why I keep changing my name https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1047536494091501569
From more recently, my story about how I hated somebody so much I had to invent a new science to describe it: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1202778014720937985
Story about how I was punished by my NCOs for being conspicuously correct about the Napoleonic Wars: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1109578092211666945
The Facial Feminization Surgery Saga: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1215120464214994944
I guess this stupid thing: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1222363990266908673
Inexplicably popular thread about terrible dating experiences: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1218714398790950913
Time I was a bad airman and good comrade: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1213671859939684353
Haven't updated this thread in a while, whew.
Adding the big one, the lost episode: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1297194419909734406
Adding the big one, the lost episode: https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1297194419909734406
