That's it New Year's Day now. You'll not be able to believe what time of the year it is whenever I bring this back on to your timeline.

Only seems like yesterday I tweeted that, doesn't it? You'll be surprised by how quickly it's March.

See? That's absolutely flown in, hasn't it?

When I revive this thread on April 1, you'll think it's one of my famous pranks - but it won't be, it'll actually be the fourth month of the year already.

And here it is. By the time of my next update on May 1, it will feel like another century has passed.

That came around much quicker, didn't it? And do you know why - because you were all subconsciously counting down to this next update.

That's it May already. Just think, when I started this, you were all excited about your big plans for the year ahead. How's that gone for you?

That's it June now. July next, I suspect.

Correct as usual.

Next time this thread appears on your timeline, you will be stunned that it's already August.

You absolutely cannot believe it, can you? That's flown in.

There'll be plenty to be excited about when I revive this thread in September, trust me.

Told you. Football schedules being drawn up and fans attending friendlies. It'll be October before you know it.

You're stunned. You're sitting there absolutely stunned that you've followed every update on this thread and it's already October. It was New Year's Day a minute ago.