#TheKingsAvatar episode 34: can we talk about yu wenzhou's amazing jacket with the shoulder embellishments. he really went full on supermodel to talk to the glory president and I appreciate his effort

is he getting style tips from magnus bane, asking for a friend

have I mentioned my favorite part about #TheKingsAvatar episode 6 is those two members of blue rain in the background who don't even react to the absolute scene going on next to them. like yeah, the captain and vc are getting hansdy again, better turn the headphone volume up

speaking of ginger, I'm so sad there's no tka figging fic out there. every fandom should have at least one.

(me @ me: be the change you want to see in the world)

real talk tho how is this pout even street legal, who allowed this #TheKingsAvatar

back on my bullshit with my weakness for forearms. rip me

this is basically turning into a yu wenzhou thirst thread and I'm okay with that

the working title of my next gifset is "huang shaotian has 2 daddys" (and I have zero regrets)

tumblr ate my original tag ramble on this topic but thanks to the Chair scene I am forever waiting for the au where yu wenzhou is a stripper and huang shaotian has just purchased a very intense lap dance

totally canon moment of yu wenzhou checking out that ass

apparently, a long distance fistbump is all I need to start shipping it oops #TheKingsAvatar

paging captain yu wenzhou please come to the courtesy desk to collect your hearteyes

I really wish the novel had showed us the scene where he goes and returns the sword from that poor dude he stole it from. every time I think about how it would go down it cracks me up. #TheKingsAvatar

after seeing pics of gao hanyu (holy shit) I need the social media crack fic where everyone finds out yu wenzhou is ripped. and I need it immediately. #TheKingsAvatar

I found a yu wenzhou/tentacle fic but it's in chinese

can't believe it took me 10 rewatches to realize ywz doesn't just grab hst by the collar. he grabs him by the necklace. (me @ me: not now, necklace choking kink. not now) #TheKingsAvatar

this right here is the most relatable yu wenzhou. I too make this face at work every day #TheKingsAvatar

my favorite non blue rain related subplot is when xiao shiqin joins dumpster fire excellent era (locked and loaded with a plan to deal with absolutely everyone) and proceeds to become sun xiang's dom #TheKingsAvatar

I'm not saying that yu wenzhou is also also willing to follow huang shaotian's lead in the bedroom except wait, that's exactly what I'm saying. #TheKingsAvatar

they're so perfectly in step and now i kind of need the pacific rim enemies to lovers drift compatible au. #TheKingsAvatar

one of these days I'll tear myself away from blue rain long enough to talk about my su mucheng/xiao shiqin/sun xiang ot3

it consists of sm and xsq roasting sx 24/7 while tries to pretend he's not loving every second of it like the absolute attention whore he is
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when he's happy i'm happy #TheKingsAvatar

apparently my kink is "smiles while verbally eviscerating you" and I'm very okay with that #TheKingsAvatar

listen I would watch a whole spinoff about these two getting up to ridiculous hijinks while being handsy #TheKingsAvatar

the glory president is hot, I said what I said #TheKingsAvatar

poor blue river deserves so many hugs, he's so adorable and puts up with so much shit. (p.s. did anyone ever tell him he got to play glory with his fave pro player in disguise) #TheKingsAvatar

true canon moment of yu wenzhou wishing he was that finger #TheKingsAvatar

bless whatever writer woke up one day and decided their live action dynamic was going to be 'one is intimidating and the other is horny about it.' #TheKingsAvatar

translation: ur still my bitch #TheKingsAvatar

honestly #TheKingsAvatar was ahead of its time with all their protags doing their professional jobs in soft clothes. now most of us are too

this was just pointed out to me on tumblr and it changed my life. #TheKingsAvatar

huang shaotian vs meercat

yu wenzhou's daily checklist in one gif:
1) drink the healthy drink
2) sexy glasses pose
3) verbally eviscerate the love of ur life without actually saying a word
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co-presidents of the blue rain fashion jacket club. meetings are every monday at 4pm. dress to impress
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wei chen visits blue rain. (this is all tumblr's fault) #TheKingsAvatar

adding the tka pornstar au thread here because being organized is my kink. #TheKingsAvatar https://twitter.com/LynneMonstr/status/1247528038008369156?s=19

me @ me: don't get emo about how seriously they all take the team jackets that xiao shiqin has to get symbolically naked to resign from his team #TheKingsAvatar

I got asked about a shadowhunters au for #TheKingsAvatar on tumblr and i might've had way too much fun thinking it up https://lynne-monstr.tumblr.com/post/615786507953930240/tkashadowhunters-au-or-shadowhunterstka-au-lol

I was reminded today of ye xiu's remark that wenzhou should keep shaotian on a shorter leash. first of all, kinky. second, excuse u they're both very happy with the length of that leash. hst can't be brought to heel if he isn't given room to run in the first place #TheKingsAvatar

they're so ridiculous i love them #TheKingsAvatar

me watching the excellent era vs thunderclap match (again): can't believe sun xiang lost the game and found a dom all in the same day. #TheKingsAvatar

this scene represents huang shaotian's burning desire to get between a pair of big strong legs that can crush him like a grape. (luckily, his captain is ripped) #TheKingsAvatar

I don't know what's cuter, the fact that yu wenzhou gets out his pointer to give a tactics lesson mid-competition, or that the team listens in such rapt attention despite having heard this plan a dozen times already #TheKingsAvatar

when you're checking out your vice captain's butt and he turns around sooner than anticipated so you have to act innocent #TheKingsAvatar

a collection of my favorite yuhuang all-stars moments #TheKingsAvatar

everything you need to know about them in one gif. (1) huang shaotian is an excited and clingy puppy (2) nothing phases yu wenzhou unless he lets it (3) the concept of personal space is not in their vocabulary (4) ye xiu fanboys #TheKingsAvatar

do those two even realize there's a whole ass all-stars event happening right in front of them in that arena or are they too busy flirting to care #TheKingsAvatar