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hello and welcome to what might be caroline calloway’s 5th scam of the year but might end up being the biggest!!! she’s self publishing a book in january!!!
it all began a week ago with this post
and since then caroline has created cover art and an inside cover page bc rmbr not everyone remembers when they be some famous but caroline does!!!
since then she has been learning how to write & underlining random shit in books and writing it out again, this book will definitely be done in january
she definitely hasn’t put all her energy into the book cover
bc obviously she wants to pay homage to her original memoir that she never wrote where the cover was also the only part of it that was released
obsessed w the font she chose tho tacky & authentic so caroline!
personally it looks like knock off new yorker font
jenny baby i’m so sorry
obsessed she would show the book she’s written directly on then immediately show a picture of a sticky note as if she couldnt have written about bluets on her sticky notes tho
obsessed she would show the book she’s written directly on then immediately show a picture of a sticky note as if she couldnt have written about bluets on her sticky notes tho
which one do we prefer lads
already out of ideas
it has begun
i don’t have words for what a wildly bad idea this is
nvmd guys she changed it! it’s “flowers like frida”!! not “looking like frida” thank god everyone can go home now it’s all semantics anyway amiright, AS or LIKE mean such different things anyway
so caroline has exiled herself to florida until she completes her two books & has fully committed to the florida lifestyle
update to why caroline to now writing three books & living in florida: shes had her 9th lien filed against her
caroline’s book update! three days folks!
confused how/when she wrote this ‘book’ bc shes only been talking about the ~highs and lows~ of her cut article and if she wrote a book she’d def mention it
book website update https://twitter.com/jayratsbynyc/status/1217139652261502976?s=20
https://carolinecalloway.com/ -> "Cart" -> "Continue browsing here" -> "Products SCAMMER Pre-Order!"
how did she goof up the website already its a template
how did she goof up the website already its a template
looks like book will be a pdf distributed only in the US
page count removed
ship date changed from mid feb to spring 2020
unclear contents
ship date changed from mid feb to spring 2020
unclear contents
another website change
payment method change
only accepting paypal and venmo
we love our tax avoiding queen
payment method change
only accepting paypal and venmo
we love our tax avoiding queen
"Calloway’s main problem is that she doesn’t want to be an artist or a storyteller or a writer: she wants to have made art, to have told stories, to have been a writer, to have taught, and so on. But that requires work, research, planning,[and] sacrifice"
!["Calloway’s main problem is that she doesn’t want to be an artist or a storyteller or a writer: she wants to have made art, to have told stories, to have been a writer, to have taught, and so on. But that requires work, research, planning,[and] sacrifice"](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOaoli4X4AA2_c6.png "\"Calloway’s main problem is that she doesn’t want to be an artist or a storyteller or a writer: she wants to have made art, to have told stories, to have been a writer, to have taught, and so on. But that requires work, research, planning,[and] sacrifice\"")
!["Calloway’s main problem is that she doesn’t want to be an artist or a storyteller or a writer: she wants to have made art, to have told stories, to have been a writer, to have taught, and so on. But that requires work, research, planning,[and] sacrifice"](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOaoli_WoAEbq9t.png "\"Calloway’s main problem is that she doesn’t want to be an artist or a storyteller or a writer: she wants to have made art, to have told stories, to have been a writer, to have taught, and so on. But that requires work, research, planning,[and] sacrifice\"")
!["Calloway’s main problem is that she doesn’t want to be an artist or a storyteller or a writer: she wants to have made art, to have told stories, to have been a writer, to have taught, and so on. But that requires work, research, planning,[and] sacrifice"](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOaoli4XsAQGhb0.png "\"Calloway’s main problem is that she doesn’t want to be an artist or a storyteller or a writer: she wants to have made art, to have told stories, to have been a writer, to have taught, and so on. But that requires work, research, planning,[and] sacrifice\"")
!["Calloway’s main problem is that she doesn’t want to be an artist or a storyteller or a writer: she wants to have made art, to have told stories, to have been a writer, to have taught, and so on. But that requires work, research, planning,[and] sacrifice"](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOaoli_XUAIaN24.png "\"Calloway’s main problem is that she doesn’t want to be an artist or a storyteller or a writer: she wants to have made art, to have told stories, to have been a writer, to have taught, and so on. But that requires work, research, planning,[and] sacrifice\"")
"She has nothing to offer but is selling everything."
pre sales are happening and caroline has received them
so caroline has 20 days from when she first started taking pre-sale orders to deliver her product
https://www.paypal.com/us/smarthelp/article/does-paypal-permit-transactions-for-pre-sale-items-faq1488
https://www.paypal.com/us/smarthelp/article/does-paypal-permit-transactions-for-pre-sale-items-faq1488
caroline says spring in 19 days!!!
caroline calloway, author of one article in R29 published 4 months ago
the name of caroline boobs paintings are a trip
my top 4 matisse knock off names
international shipping .. but at what cost
bonus locations
interesting ....
$52 to ship to Israel is looking like a bargain rn guys
narrator: "there was nothing to be done because the greed was too great"
you have to set the shipping prices in shopify so she just let this slip by hoping people would just pay up
cheaper shipping! we have been blessed!
nvmd cheapest option is still $25 to ship a 100-page paperback book ...
there is literally no way her book is heavier than a 1lb
when in doubt plug sympathy sales
press for a book that hasnt been printed or even written! ground breaking
can’t explain why but this doesn’t seem right, only one release ?
FYI shopify has no buyer protection
surely it’s not a pre order if this is literally the only time it will be available
“this seller hasn’t provided any shipping details yet”
also who is new media management and why do they have an @icloud.com email address doesn’t seem v professional could just be me tho
also who is new media management and why do they have an @icloud.com email address doesn’t seem v professional could just be me tho
remember how paypal only permits pre sales on basis of the seller guarantees shipment within 20 days from the date of purchase and she started selling on jan 15th ...
lil update
she’s been teasing a giveaway... and i ... i don’t think she realizes this not how giveaways a work
shipping update
im not a manager but surely this isnt right
shipping update on her website, deadline Feb 29th ... yet on insta (literally this morning) she says this info is private...does she even know what her website says
