#TGIF So I & my girls were refused entry into beer barn bcos we didn't come with a man πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
If u follow man problem if u don't follow man problem.. Well thankfully their refusal to let us in led to my Detty experience 😁😁😁
We left Beer Barn, went to Krystal lounge just beside
Beer Barn but the wanted gate fee.. U aren't having a show why should I pay gate few to go spend money? We left & somehow found ourselves in a strip club πŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ™†β€β™€οΈ.
We walked in & oh Lawd.. See beautiful naked girls... Bobby & Bootie on full display 😲😲😲. I was taken aback at first
bt then I had to adjust after all na me waka come 😁 😁. We sitting there, sipping, feeling the DJ, watching the girls dance & alcohol was kicking in almost instantly πŸ‘Œ.
This fine stripper girl came to our table, gave me a handshake, bent down gently rubbed my booty & said she
loves my dress πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ Omo this is getting interesting 🀣🀣
A fine jam came on, i stood up to dance, this same girl came back & started dancing with me.. Omo she was just shaking her bobby in my face, I was wondering if I was supposed to touch or not πŸ€”πŸ€”
The line between exposing
myself as a JJC or disrespecting her got me thinking πŸ€” so I looked at her for approval & she obliged me. Damn.. Bobby was soft like today's bread 🀣🀣🀣 so this is what men enjoy?? I've decided to be stingy with my soft body henceforth before I kill someone's son with too much
enjoyment πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ. I sat back down and this girl started shaking bumbum in my face & she was super clean they all were. Lawd.. I felt like a man in charge, I felt like a small god πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Don't blame me, I'm only used to hard masculine "things"..alcohol is something else, it puts u in
a jolly good mood. Look at me Halima rubbing & spanking someone's soft bumbum πŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈ πŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈ πŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈ
I started dashing her money o.. I had given her all the money in my bag & was looking for more money to give her, i knew I had more money somewhere but alcohol didn't let me remember it was
Thank God for alcohol. Lord knows I was in a mood πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I would ve given her everything.. So this is what bumbum does to men...? Ha!! And I've been wasting my bumbum...never again, I forgive myself. We left to another club shortly, got drunk & danced away the night 😁😁.
The End......
Couldn't get a good picture 😞
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