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#TGIF So I & my girls were refused entry into beer barn bcos we didn't come with a man 
If u follow man problem if u don't follow man problem.. Well thankfully their refusal to let us in led to my Detty experience
We left Beer Barn, went to Krystal lounge just beside
If u follow man problem if u don't follow man problem.. Well thankfully their refusal to let us in led to my Detty experience
We left Beer Barn, went to Krystal lounge just beside
Beer Barn but the wanted gate fee.. U aren't having a show why should I pay gate few to go spend money? We left & somehow found ourselves in a strip club 
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We walked in & oh Lawd.. See beautiful naked girls... Bobby & Bootie on full display
. I was taken aback at first
.We walked in & oh Lawd.. See beautiful naked girls... Bobby & Bootie on full display
. I was taken aback at first
bt then I had to adjust after all na me waka come . We sitting there, sipping, feeling the DJ, watching the girls dance & alcohol was kicking in almost instantly 
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This fine stripper girl came to our table, gave me a handshake, bent down gently rubbed my booty & said she
. We sitting there, sipping, feeling the DJ, watching the girls dance & alcohol was kicking in almost instantly .This fine stripper girl came to our table, gave me a handshake, bent down gently rubbed my booty & said she
loves my dress 
Omo this is getting interesting 
A fine jam came on, i stood up to dance, this same girl came back & started dancing with me.. Omo she was just shaking her bobby in my face, I was wondering if I was supposed to touch or not
The line between exposing
Omo this is getting interesting A fine jam came on, i stood up to dance, this same girl came back & started dancing with me.. Omo she was just shaking her bobby in my face, I was wondering if I was supposed to touch or not
The line between exposing
myself as a JJC or disrespecting her got me thinking so I looked at her for approval & she obliged me. Damn.. Bobby was soft like today's bread so this is what men enjoy?? I've decided to be stingy with my soft body henceforth before I kill someone's son with too much
so I looked at her for approval & she obliged me. Damn.. Bobby was soft like today's bread so this is what men enjoy?? I've decided to be stingy with my soft body henceforth before I kill someone's son with too much
enjoyment . I sat back down and this girl started shaking bumbum in my face & she was super clean they all were. Lawd.. I felt like a man in charge, I felt like a small god 
. Don't blame me, I'm only used to hard masculine "things"..alcohol is something else, it puts u in
. I sat back down and this girl started shaking bumbum in my face & she was super clean they all were. Lawd.. I felt like a man in charge, I felt like a small god . Don't blame me, I'm only used to hard masculine "things"..alcohol is something else, it puts u in
a jolly good mood. Look at me Halima rubbing & spanking someone's soft bumbum 
I started dashing her money o.. I had given her all the money in my bag & was looking for more money to give her, i knew I had more money somewhere but alcohol didn't let me remember it was
I started dashing her money o.. I had given her all the money in my bag & was looking for more money to give her, i knew I had more money somewhere but alcohol didn't let me remember it was
Thank God for alcohol. Lord knows I was in a mood I would ve given her everything.. So this is what bumbum does to men...? Ha!! And I've been wasting my bumbum...never again, I forgive myself. We left to another club shortly, got drunk & danced away the night .
I would ve given her everything.. So this is what bumbum does to men...? Ha!! And I've been wasting my bumbum...never again, I forgive myself. We left to another club shortly, got drunk & danced away the night .
The End......
Couldn't get a good picture
Couldn't get a good picture
