“Get your ass in my fuckingggg,,, situation” — @cxlderbyminute
“I need to get my ass out of this situation” — @cxlderbyminute
“I’m covered in soap again” — @gleefulpml
“I’m now just swingin’ along on a meat hook” — @gleefulpml
“I’m gonna chainsaw his ass” — @cxlderbyminute
“Get your fucking tongue in my— AAAAAHHHHHH” — @cxlderbyminute
“He always gets me when I’m trying to get on my meat hook” — @gleefulpml
“Now I’m in the watermelon room, I can handle the watermelon room” — @cxlderbyminute
“That’s me trying to get on this meat hook” — @gleefulpml
“WHY AM I NOT RUNNING oh” — @gleefulpml
“Just eat me” — @gleefulpml
“Why are you crawling towards me you fat ffffffricker” — @gleefulpml
“THAT WAS NOT VERY CASH MONEY” — @seijohvbc
“Oh no, they made him alive” — @seijohvbc
“Am I about to be in debt to a fucking raccoon?” — @seijohvbc
“I love you ribbit man” — @cxlderbyminute
“I just want daddy Tom to be proud” — @seijohvbc
“I don’t know where I got penguin. That is a chameleon” — @seijohvbc
“What are the rules to moots” — @waydwnhadestwn
“I trust fish. Fish don’t k*ll me” — @seijohvbc
“I can’t tell if that’s a penis or not” — @seijohvbc
“What if I cosplayed the onceler” — @seijohvbc
“Mine has the.... the floppy cover— PAPERBACK that’s what it’s called” — @waydwnhadestwn
“Why are they throwing a birthday party? We’re supposed to be in quarantine!” — @seijohvbc
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