Thread by @smoothiewether, get to start today i know one thing that's gonna end [...]

get to start today

i know one thing that's gonna end me is, bc tidus has a customizable name, no one is actually going to speak his name

i know that he...is tidus in my heart

(also forever grateful kh didn't do that with sora...thank you for letting me hear his name)

auron Spotted

blitzball looks super intense

hehehehehehehehe

Him

wait i get auron as a party member already

oh my god

auron's arm really be showing

i almost fucked up the overdrive cause i was staring at auron

IM SORRY I JUST

how can they make someone like auron and not expect me to stare? he needs to be Appreciated

auron: tidus, we need to go
tidus: hold on i'm almost done
tidus, turning back to the picture of his dad: AND ANOTHER THING

"this is your story"

oh... i feel sad now

tidus is super pretty... i'm sad we didn't get more of him in kh or an older version of him the way we did with selphie

:o!!

i love when games have diff languages in them for the characters, i feel like it adds another layer to them tbh

sin did what

tidus: wow i can't wait to go back home and just sleep this whole thing off, haha
rikku: about that

tidus: the only prayer i live by is "blitzball is life"
wakka:
wakka: you really weren't lying about being close to sin, were you

tidus: you've been at war with sin for 800 years and it's STILL around? wow you guys kind of suck
luzzu:
gatta:

tidus, walking into the holy temple: so what exactly is this God thing everyone's talking about

temple npc: it's forbidden to go in!
tidus: okay but i need to progress the game

wait

do i have to go through a maze

tidus goddamnit

like mazes are fun!

i just get lost s u p e r easily

wait wakka no WAKKA I DIDNT GET THE ITEM ON THE GROUND

WAKKA TURN US AROUND PLEASE

yuna!

yuna's so pretty.... i love her voice...

tidus: okay time to have a nice dream about the Ladies
jecht: time for me to knock some sense into you

JECHT CHILL OUT

i want him to berate me too but JECHT...

"we don't get kimahri"

kimahri is trying to kick your ass because he sensed that you were horny tidus

fighting kimahri gets you a new rival for yuna's hand, tidus

CHOCOBOS!!!!!!

Chocobo.

DHSJSH

tidus: the hell is a chocobo
lady: how fucking Dare you disrespect them like that

:O

yuna and tidus...so they have that in common...

ive heard a lot about yuna's story so im really looking forward to see how it develops!

lulu to tidus: you better keep your himbo ass away from yuna because i will make you pay if you fuck this up for her

what

i want to know more about kimahri and yuna's relationship....

i feel like everything in my heart just shattered

it was beautiful and yet... a very heavy scene....

i really love when games add the aftermath of a place that has been utterly destroyed by disaster, especially when you can interact with the npcs

yuna's eyes are so pretty....

yuna: i want tidus as a guardian
lulu: he sucks though
wakka: yeah i don't think he'd be a good guardian
yuna: fine then i want him just because
lulu: what
wakka: what
tidus: what

i love how open she is about it... go get your man yuna

oh wait was i not supposed to rush at the thing in the center of the jungle

i thought luzzu was gonna stop me but

i guess not

OH FUCK

TIDUS IM SO SORRY

ITS CAUSE TIDUS FAINTED YES? and i was like "oh, yuna got this" BUT FUCKING

I USED THE CURE ON THE ENEMY

TIDUS

TIDUS WAKE UP IM SORRY

oh my god that was so cute

yuna i love you

wait did they really ditch me

im gonna cry the first time kimahri actually responded when i walked by and it's just to smack tidus in the head

"who are you supposed to be"

tidus
Tidus
T I D U S

SAY. HIS NAME. PLEASE.

yall can call tidus stupid all yall want but at least he has a rendered face

wait seymour's a person

i thought he was going to be like kimahri

he's barely speaking but i know

i can tell

that he is a bitch

he's just out there living his life

ngl im really impressed with how they did the blitz ball thing

like there's a lot of rules and i'm still trying to get a hang of it but it's nice to see how much care they put into, like it helps cement the sport in the world of the characters, y'know?

seymour: people call me a dream
tidus: because you're fake

tidus please don't encourage kimahri to start a fight in the cafe

lulu: don't tell wakka
tidus: oh shit i gotta tell wakka
lulu: what did i JUST fucking say

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

tidus don't make her mad we haven't gotten to the point where she can share her backstory yet

OH AURON SPOTTED

he has very tidy hair, never noticed that

i feel like something big is going to happen but i'm so excited that auron's here

so

i did v e r y badly at the blitz ball game but it's okay because with what's going on now, i'm sure none of the npcs will even remember it

ARM ARM ARM ARM ARM ARM ARM ARM ARM ARM ARM ARM ARM A

and they really made him smirk in the cgi cutscene just 4 me

"best guardian there ever was"

best muscle too

seymour just out here stealing from the catholic church

what

auron????? AURON???? you can't just drop the information out of nowhere and leave?????? A U RO N

my face is very much this rn

aww, auron actually waited for me to follow after him ;o;

yuna and her harem fight crime: remastered edition

the laughing scene in context.... big ouch in my heart

like... it was really sweet and... very sad

like it helps to really tell you "hey, yuna and tidus? they've been through HELL but they're still trying to make the best of it"

is auron a masochist
i feel like he's a masochist

tidus dismantles religion in one cutscene

auron is so hot his body can't keep up

brother: i hate how he's a fuck boi
me: tidus?
brother: yeah
brother: just look at his clothes

chocobo riding!

we just out here

dying

seymour, strutting with his chest out: Fear not Peasants (and Yuna), I will solve your troubles

the fact that seymour has blue hair means that i am going to inevitably love him

damn you blueberries and the power you hold over me

GHNGN... SEYMOUR IS THE CONDESCENDING POLITE BITCH TYPE

IM GOING TO BITE MY FIST GODDAMNIT....

damn you seymour and your handle bar hair for crashing into my heart you punk

wakka: isn't what they're doing blasphemy?
seymour: just close your eyes

i honest to god have no idea how tall anyone in this game is

auron is so happy to see me that he is absolutely frozen <3

the monsters also acknowledge that auron is hot and that's why they're always attacking him

cute aggression

he is sleeping

im glad this part is mostly just like grinding bc it gives me a chance to familiarize myself with the controls and remember the story

remembers that johnny test and tidus share a voice actor: ah

OJ SHIT

AURON WHY DID U CALL TO JECHT AND BRASKA

ALSO IM SORRY

fhskdkdhs wakka

wakka why would you SAY that

oh

the music is

stopped

oh right

seymour was being a bitch

and kinoc

auron is always hot but

he is very hot when he's upset too

wait how much hp

We Are Not Doing Good But We Are Not Doing Bad

H O

H L

WH

?????????

HEY SO

THIS OPERATION I THINK

IS NOT GOING VERY GOOD?

ot3

seymour i take everything back i love u 4 being op and being able to take the hands out i am not sorry i called u a bitch but i say it with great fondness please know this

.....

it genuinely does fuck me up whenever a game shows the aftermath of the battle, casualties and all

espcially when you got to interact with the npcs before and then get to go near them afterwards

it's a beautiful detail that just...really shows how fucked the situation got...

tidus' model did a small glitch and his crotch left his body briefly but everything is

very Not going according to plan right now

"when will yuna stop dancing" is

very....heartbreaking.... in context....

i love the small detail of sand kicking up when seymour walks on the beach because yes his coat IS that long

i know they are discussing a heavy topic but auron chuckling and walking away was

IT WAS REALLY CUTE LIKE AURON IS CUTE AND HOT......duality

holy shit kimahri spoke

tidus: yuna seems pretty happy despite everything :/?
kimahri: Listen Here

electric temple

im sad i didnt record those little animals following auron

mommy auron...

everyone really does love comparing yuna to her dad huh...

HAHA WE GOT IT

me and tidus smart

i know it's only the entrance of the temple but this is pretty big for me and tidus

tidus im so sorry she said riffrat and i immediately thought she meant you, not auron

he wants to what

Oh my god

AURONS HAND

AURONS HAND!!!!!!!! HAND!!!!!!

HIS SMILES HNRN.

i love that wakka and lulu used this chance to tear at donna but LOOK AT HIM

dona indirectly called yuna a washed out summoner slut and

mommy auron

the guardians playfully teasing yuna... the really do care for her...

yuna...

i couldn't help but cry because it's just...nice... i love when games include those small moments showing the bonds between characters...

i forget that kimahri is technically considered small

oh my god

x's music is real nice... like it lots...

i love that after getting my ass beat by belgemine twice, the game finally goes "we'll teach you how to use the summons Properly"

tidus said something and everyone made a very specific face

i am...concerned...

the moonflow is real pretty though...

kimahri's real cute when he talks about yuna...

*squints*

wakka for like

t w o seconds

J u s t t w o

stopping being (waves hand)

[scene happens]

the universe loves to feed wakka's brainwashing

also it would be Very Bad to use electricity in the water

like just putting that out there

oh my god

oh my god auron got after yuna

like

He SCOLDED her...

WAKKA U CAN'T SAY THAT

LIKE

SHE'S R I G H T THERE U CAN'T SAY THAT

tidus i love u

i appreciate u so much MUCH more now

the brief switch to a fully animated scene was a bit jarring but very charming

but hey she's finally back!!

what

w h a t

oh my god rikku uses brass knuckles (or something similar)

She Isn't Messing Around

why does seymour never cut his nails

like i mean he's hot and those nails can be used for a lot but

seymour...why don't you cut your nails...

seymour: paint me from this angle, it brings out my charm and poise
tidus: not like you really have a

wait is seymour....is seymour not a person..

everyone: [on edge]
rikku: time to fucking DIG IN

yknow this talk of breeding

i Do Not think it's gonna go very good

ALSO IT'S COREY BURTON

knew i recognized that yen sid and ansem the wise quality

FJDLFBWALFNDLZM

SEYMOUR...SEYMOUR'S SUCH A STUCK UP BITCH...IT'S GREAT

auron and seymour talking in the same scene

I Like This

OH

OOOO HEYWHAT THEHFCUK

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEYMLUR????????!!!!!!!

OOOO OOOO O O OOWA OOOCOOOD9SOOOOO???!?!??!!

IM LOAING MY MIND I CANT SIT

HEY

HEY SEYMOUR

WH

OIHJ?????????OOOO[[?????

(checks the screen again) THE BITCH REALLY DID THAT W

SEYMOU?????? HEY HEY???!!!¿¿¿MMMM???? OH??????

MY BLOOD IS PUMPING

MY HEART IS GOING

MMMMMMMHMMMMM ??????

SAYY COOL ME....stay cool....

time to continue...the scene....

AURON AND SEYMOUR GETTING INTO IT

THIS IS EBERYTHING I WANTED THEYRE STIOL HDMSHAM AHAHAHAA

YEAH!!!!!! YEAAAAAA!!!!! IDK WHATS GOJNA HAPPEN BUT THE TENSION

THERES SO MUCH IM ALIVE

VIDA VIDA VIDA

Hey Seymour What Does Thay Mean

also tidus.... i get wanting to smell auron

rikku comforting auron....

i love tidus a lot.... im going to give him...two gummies...

I am connecting some pieces and i feel my heart tremble

(squints) why does it feel like everyone in spira likes to kiss seymour's feet

FHGDJXLFJELFNX

TIDUS

TIDUS DID THE AYE FROM THE MACARENA

HE DID THAT

OK LIGHTNING BAD

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