I'm not even 10 minutes into the first episode of ROHA and I love that I did this

God Sheree is SO FUCKING ANNOYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

Deshawn has an estate manager. GIRL. You don't do anything important ffs

Nene's son is touring Clark Atlanta and it reminds me of how that school rejected me and then a year later sent me a form to donate money to them lmao

Don't be tardy for the party. The song that haunts my nightmares lmao

Deshawn's fundraiser flopped!?!

I don't like her at alllllllll lmao, I'm ready for her part to be OVER

The whole thing of Kim with the vocal coach. Oh my god. What a fucking messsss

When Kim is singing along HORRIBLY and Sheree says she has talent... GIRL. Why

I'm on my first RHOA reunion and 1. These questions are messy and 2. Kim sat there, pretending to have cancer only to be like yeah no I didn't have it. Oh. My. GOD.

Who gon check me boo!?! ICONIC

So far. I'm bored of Kandi. Like. Her plot is about her mom and her at the time fiance. BORING. Also. I'm sad this is Lisa's last season, I like her a lot.

Season two was 2009? 2010? Anyways; She by Sheree STILL isn't out. This episode she called herself a top designer and,,, girl? Stop it

Sheree is fucking deluded. What's her PROBLEM.

Also if she doesn't stop talking about her damn independence party.

Idk why but this is SENDING me

God, I HATE SHEREE she's the WORST

Okay I'm back watch RHOA and Sheree's so fucking EXTRA I'm ready for her to be gone

Kim's autotuned ass song lmao. And Sheree being fake saying she loves it

Kim finally has a wig that isn’t ridiculously fake looking, amazing!!

I'm on the season 2 reunion rn and this don't be tardy performance... Girl. No.

Season 3! Phaedra!!!!! And cynthia

I KNOWWWWWW Sheree isn't shading Kim when she's probably not straight either

The way Nene said ten thousand dollars will never not send me. I remember watching this episode as a kid too

Why is Dwight doing all of this talking to Kim?? I didn't even think he liked her?

Also, Sheree has three kids? She only shows two of them??

Kim's assistant is kinda annoying. Isn't this the one that she called her slave?

Oh hey Sheree's third child!

It just dawned on me that this season aired when I was in 8th/9th grade I swear I felt younger??

Kim and Kroy meeting was such a Kim way of meeting someone lol

Also Phaedra lying about her baby is just weird

Omg I remember that "prove you're a real woman" part. How is that even a "come back" jfc

Also Nene I get it you're getting divorced. Why are you so obsessed with Peter. Weird

I'm pausing this for now because I just read some stuff about the Aaron Hernandez documentary and I need to watch it N O W

This whole Nene and Gregg thing messed up

Men are trash wow

Let's piggyback on this men are trash with Peter being a piece of shit. Amazing.

I'm so over Kim recording music. I hate this

Phaedra's son pooping in her hand... I find it amazing that people actually willingly have children knowing they have to deal with that.

Peter is so annoying oh my god I can't

Phaedra is weird about lying on her baby

Sheree’s weave and her leave out not only being different colors but not blended... Why

I'm almost at the Nene/Kim x Sweetie fight!!

Kandi is mad about having kim on the tour, but, didn't you ask her to go?? Lmao

These jump and camera cuts are SENDINGGGGGG ME

Don Juan's face after Nene says "Your slave is behind you" how did that not become a meme!?!

Kim asked Nene does she know what goes into singing a song. But, does Kim???

I'm almost at the end of the season 3 season finale so much has happened and yet nothing has happened at the same time

Why the fuck did Cynthia married Peter. Seriously WHY THE FUCK DID SHE DO IT

Cynthia's sister is annoying lol

Cynthia's wedding dress is HIDEOUS wow.

Okay I'm starting episode 4 of season 4. So imma quickly tweet some shit:
-Kroy and Kim are adorable
-Sheree is fucking annoying but I always feel that way
-Phaedra wants to own a funeral home. Wow
- I actually miss a Kim/Nene friendship. They were crazy but appreciated

Also? I wish Lisa was still on the show because Sheree said Lisa and Nene aren't cool and I want to know WHY

Why does Kim’s baby shower look like a wedding?

THE WAY THEY EDITED THE STRIPPERS DICK SPINNING I'M SCREAMING

Nene keeps dropping how she was on the celebrity apprentice. Like WE GET IT. We understand.

This Russell Simmons scene is gross. God.

Nene's date with this white guy LMAO

Kim's son is so adorable omg

They did a jump cut to Todd in this restaurant where Kandi is testing out her sex toy line. That's funny!

I hope there's drama on this South Africa trip. But of course there will be!

Why is Marlo so important this season? (I'm at her fight with Sheree)

I hate Marlo she's so annoying

She's trying to buy one of the orphans a relaxer. Jail. Immediately

I'm at the "the ghetto" Nene meme part hahaha

Sheree telling Kim that Kandi said the orphanage comment about Kim when Cynthia said it is U G L Y

Kim saying she's not racist because she doesn't see color. Bitch. That is RACIST?

Kandi is getting all of these bitches, good for her

Kim fired Sweetie. I won't have to hear her scream her name anymore. Thank God

Cynthia and Kim sitting at this table together is so awkward

Season 4 is SO long oh my god. I'm slowly getting over it

Kim keeps saying someone is racist towards her and it's like shut the fuck up Kim

Nene about to meet with RIB. That disastrous show she was on. I wish I could scrub it from my memory

Peter is so ANNOYING he's not even doing anything wrong right NOW but I hate him lmao. A few years ago my parents and I saw this dude in a hotel in NY that looked EXACTLY like Peter and at the time I didn't understand why they were like that must SUCK and saying all this stuff

But now I understand sjajakdhah. Peter is the worsttttttttttttt

I think I broke my chain?? Idk buttttt https://twitter.com/Alysimetric/status/1226575687164801024?s=19

Nene is talking to Keisha Knight Pulliam and all I can think about is her on CBB lol

I know I'm ways to go but with Phaedra and Kandi being so close I don't understand why Phaedra would lie on Kandi seasons down the road?

I forgot about "I am very rich bitch!" That's how long season 4 has been

Phaedra is like the horniest cast member on this show lmao

This Nene x John storyline is annoying? How much did bravo pay him?

"Bling bling bling, bitches is madddd"

Nene and this anti dildo shit is annoying. She's being so fucking extra.

Awwwwww Kandi and Todd

Kim is pregnant again

I love Sheree's hair in this reunion episode

Sheree is a bitch oh my god. I hate herrrrrrrrrr.

Why can't Sheree iron out her lies before getting on camera. Jesus.

Oh my god a Being Bobby Brown mention. Such a good and messy show

Why is Sheree so obsessed with other people's pockets, when she's broke????????

Sheree bringing up Brice and Kim being the annoying chihuahua she is. Over it

Kandi finally is putting Kim in her place. GOOD.

And Sheree is sitting here saying it was rAcIsT towards KIM?? Kill it with FIRE.

Marlo calling Kim a whore. Lmao

SEASON 4 JUST WON'T END.
ANOTHER
FUCKING
REUNION
EPISODE

Cynthia vs Kim is funny

That Kim found love episode.......

PORSHA AND KENYA! Yessssssssss

SHEREE IS GONEEEEEEEE. GOD. IS. GOOD.

SWEETIE IS BACK? I'M SO ANNOYED

Cynthia should be Leon not peter because he's actually attractive?

Kenya is SO pretty and she's so fucking crazy lmao

How is Kim and Sweetie calling Kandi's house is in the hoodie? Are you fucking serious? I hate Kim.

R*an Murphy. NO.

I literally didn’t know anything about Porsha and why she made it on the show but to find out that she isn’t on the show to be an airhead is such a nice change!

Kenya has done nothing but has shake the table with craziness, since her first episode. Whoever writes her script and edits her story narratives deserves every nice thing possible

Peter and Cynthia's vowel renewal

They're fighting on vacation lmao. The drama. I love this show

Gone with the wind fabulous. Iconic

Porscha's first husband is trash I know but his reaction to her fight with Kenya is exactly how a partner should react. He was so funny

Kenya arriving to that event in a bathing suit. Wow, a moment.

Kordell is fucking annoying. I hate himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"She asked nicely, she was Miss USA!" "I don't give a damn if she was Miss Boo Boo" I love Nene

Why does Cynthia host any events ever they are always SUCH a mess?

Kenya? Being? An? Adult? AND NOT CAUSING DRAMA???????????????? What is this?!

Another vacation. Season 4 was so long I was about to say didn't they just go to Africa, but this is season 5 lol

THEY HAVE THAT CREEPY FRONT DESK DUDE FROM ICARLY ON THIS EPISODE LOL

Another Donkey booty mention lol

Kandi's hair this season is soooooo nice damn

Porscha's "my husband let me come on this trip" just happened and wow I hate him even more

Nene is so childish about these sex toys still. Girl. Grow UP.

So, did anyone actually buy either of these workout video's??

This teaser for this next episode s5e21 looks GOODDDDD

Cynthia's Diana Ross outfit is terrible lol

Porscha showing up to the party in a different costume is super annoying. WHYYYYY even go?

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS REUNION EPISODE(s)

Josh (we're on the second reunion episode): someone should take that fan away from Kenya, it's so ANNOYING.

Kim

Kim and Nene's hug lol

Kenya vs Peter, wow

GREG ASKING TO SEE THE TEXTS ON KENYA'S PHONE SHDHSJAKAK

This Porsha rant about Kordell is sad. I feel bad for her.

But her voice is fucking ANNOYING. Fuck.

Hello season 6!

Kandi's mom is sooooooo extra. I understand her point but she does this to every guy Kandi is with. It's extra.

Watching Phaedra and Apollo's marriage fall apart is so sad? Like. Yeah, there's no doubt that he hooked up with Kenya. But shit, I actually liked them, even though I knew they got divorced.

Kandi’s mom trying to throw her shoes at that girl,,,,, grow UP.

I just watched the part when Ayden refused to talk to mama j*yce and he’s iconic for that! Also he looks like a cartoon penguin and I’ll die, he’s so adorable

“Your name is peg leg Ron? Do you have a peg leg?” PHAEDRA WHY ELSE WOULD HIS NAME BE PEG LEG RON FNSJSJSKDK

I’m at this gif now lmao

If chuck or whatever his name is really didn't date Phaedra or Kandi WHY does he care what they said!?! Seriously?

Peter is screaming at Cynthia and I'm over this old papa smurf looking nigga. I hate him

Phaedra’s sons are too adorable

This pillow talk event that Nene had is crazy lol

Cynthia’s friend is fucking annoyinggggggggg

Kandi and Mal?!? Wooooow

Nene is petty at Kenya's party thing

Peter needs to stop being so comfortable speaking rude to women over the husbands. I fucking hate him

1. Marlo is annoying as fuck why is she still here
2. Of course Peter would go see Kordell
3. OF COURSE Peter would confront Porscha about the Kordell stuff.

PETER SUCKSSSSS. LEAVE PORSCHA ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEE

,,,,,Please tell me this teaser of Apollo flirting with Kenya is fake because!!!

Kenya smoking cigars with the two ex's, Todd and Lawrence is a mess already

He,,,, really said that he could have slept with her,,,,, to her face,,,,,,,,,, oh wow

PHAEDRA!!!! THE DRAMA OF IT ALL

Okay I missed a lot, nothing really dramatic happened. And now Kenya is having another couples night so that's bound to be some shit

This is messssssy

YES GREG YOU BETTER TELL PETER TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

I’M FINALLY AT THE PART WHEN NENE CALLS PETER A BITCH AND IT’S TRUE. IT’S SO TRUEEEEE

Kenya's dog die and she's crying about it and there are like no tears??????

I’M AT THE SEASON SIX REUNION FINALLY!!

I’m not far into this reunion episode and I hate Cynthia rn lol

I shouldn’t have gotten high during this. I keep checking out

PORSHA JUST YANKED KENYAS HAIR JOSH KEEPS SAYING STUFF ABOUT HOW MUCH KENYA SUCKS AND THIS IS SO FUNNY

I love this show, Porsha is having a panic attack and the CAMERAS NEVER STOPPED. I love this showwwwww

“That night head doctor and dick surgeon we’re both trending on Twitter” fhshsjsjsjdhdh

TODD’S MOM CALLED JOYCE A BITCH FHSHAJAJSJDIIUFH

Joyce is being so extra

“Help her Jesus, help her Jesus”

CYNTHIA IS FUCKING ANNOYING

IS APOLLO HIGH OR DRUNKKKK

HE IS REALLT BEING CRAZY

He’s **** thoughhhhhhh. But his actions are insane,love it

That Phaedra “now check that” moment was so SATISYING

Naya!!!!

This season 7 teaser seems c r a z y

Apollo IS UPSET WITH PHAEDRA FOR BEING UPSET WITH HIM F O R T H E C R I M E H E C O M M I T E D?!!??!

I hate cynthia so MUCH

Apollo with a beard

Where was this TWO SEASONS AGOOOOOO

PHAEDRA TELLING HER SON HE NEEDS TO WORK ON HIS COORDINATION I'M SCREAMING

I knew phaedra and apollo gets divorced, I know he does to prison but now I'm sad

Ayden seeing Apollo and immediately saying "oh boy, oh boy" THE MOST ADORABLE

I'm already bored of Claudia

HE LIEDDDDDDD?!?! N I G G A S

THEY OFFICIALLY ADDED CLAUDIA I HATEEEEE

This Porsha and Cynthia lunch is tense and Cynthia is so fucking annoying

Don Juan vs. Todd is going to be an interesting dynamic

NOT saying Gregg is a mistake but Nene's confessional about how she doesn't make the same mistake twice is interesting because she remarried the dude she divorced?

Probably until Phaedra is off the show just know I will tweet that Aiden and Dylan are ridiculously adorable

Porsha stays at Kenya's NECK

I need to stop getting high while I watch RHOA shit moves so fast and I just!

Claudia has a cat so I don't, hate hate hate her, but I still HATEEEEEEEE HER

1. Demitra trying to be the random friend of the season
2. Every single time they say Roger bob I laugh

Who let her look like this on TV!?!?

I hate Claudia she's so annoying.