Predicting My 2020: A stupid FB meme. I will check in monthly with updates.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦅" title="Adler" aria-label="Emoji: Adler">January 2020: My Birds hobble in and out of the playoffs and I decide to limit my outings in order to save money.
Little did I know that...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Triumphierendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Triumphierendes Gesicht">February 2020: Oh, yeah... There&
#39;s a fucking pandemic coming, so I won&
#39;t get to go out much anyways. Save that money and don&
#39;t get breathed on. I still have to go to work because I&
#39;m essential.
First time anybody has ever called me that.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💚" title="Grünes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Grünes Herz">March 2020: No idea why this is a green heart. A lot of shit sucked in March. I loved none of it. Nothing good happened to me or anybody else on Earth.
FOH
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">April 2020: Blink and you miss it, but the money was decent. I also see people not minding their space and walking around outside without face coverings like it&
#39;s all gravy.
Y&
#39;all gonna die.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht"> May 2020: Started off dumb. Ended up tragic, but with glimmers of hope in the distance. Just gotta fight for it tooth and nail.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏠" title="Haus" aria-label="Emoji: Haus"> June 2020: FUCK JUNE 2020.
There was little to enjoy. Throw it in the trash.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔒" title="Schloss" aria-label="Emoji: Schloss">July 2020: It was less shitty up until last week. My mother&
#39;s best friend has outlived both of her children.
This year has ZERO high points.
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