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Small factors that contribute to me being a lesbian 
1. Men’s body temperatures are different asf so if I were to live with one I would have to compromise on the temperature and it would probably have to be way more cold and I can’t do that with my anemic ass
2. Titties
3. Beards are nice ...from a distance but nope I couldn’t deal with someone that has more facial hair than me (when I don’t have time to get my mustache waxed) ... from what I recall...( my one highschool boy kiss).. shit be feeling like a Brillo pad scrubbing yo face
4. I have to squeeze some booty at least 56+ times a day and I couldn’t deal with someone saying “yo chill out” everytime I do
5. THIS
6. And I’m a bad bitch so it only makes since https://twitter.com/co_dsg/status/1210206859744940033?s=21 https://twitter.com/CO_DSG/status/1210206859744940033
7. I like to be dominate so unless dudes are tryna come like this ion want it
https://twitter.com/monalise_ah/status/1203165485044506624?s=21 https://twitter.com/Monalise_ah/status/1203165485044506624
https://twitter.com/monalise_ah/status/1203165485044506624?s=21 https://twitter.com/Monalise_ah/status/1203165485044506624
8. 
https://twitter.com/actuaiiypapi/status/1209922044781039616?s=21 https://twitter.com/ActuaIIyPapi/status/1209922044781039616
https://twitter.com/actuaiiypapi/status/1209922044781039616?s=21 https://twitter.com/ActuaIIyPapi/status/1209922044781039616
9. Women’s sexual stamina .... unmatched
10. I don’t like food nuts ... but whenever I say “I don’t like nuts” when it comes up in conversation people automatically laugh and assume it’s a lesbian joke so its convenient on a comical level
11. 
whew feels good if you do it right
whew feels good if you do it right
12. Travel basketball ... you confining 4 GIRLS to TWO hotel beds for week long trips ....?? You do the math ..
13. I was already gay but this turned me out again
14. Girls Lips (boffum) 
15. Don’t like the dick you got ? Easy ..can buy a new one
16. We can go in the same fitting room 
17. I would play house in kindergarten during nap time and I always loved being the Daddy
18. Self explanatory.
19. I — she can tell me what to do
20. I can barely brush my teeth and brush my tongue without gaging ... you can see where I’m going with this ... I could not
21. If only Ciara ass knew what she was doing to my lil young gay heart with this one
23. Women in suits
