Burger King& #39;s industrial sludge burger destroys your health, tastes like shit & gives you manboobs, but that& #39;s a small price to pay to get to brag to your man-boobed NY Times-reading friends about how you& #39;re saving the planet from the menace that is cows. https://www.tsln.com/news/stangle-impossible-burgers-are-made-of-what/">https://www.tsln.com/news/stan...

If this were preplanned it would be the most successful eugenicist conspiracy ever:

-Invent a scare story that can only believed by morons, like "cows are destroying the planet"

-invent a disgusting poison that causes infertility as the only solution & market it to the morons

Only if you eat shit, grow manboobs, and destroy your fertility can earth defeat its mortal enemy. We& #39;re counting on you!

Like clockwork, junk media chimes in with a junk food advertisement response to the above article, wheeling out junk universities and junk professors to convince you to shut up, embrace the moobs, and eat your soy #click=https://t.co/2qeltiKBFM">https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/voraciously/wp/2019/12/26/dear-men-theres-no-evidence-that-eating-impossible-whoppers-will-give-you-breasts/ #click=https://t.co/2qeltiKBFM">https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/vora...

The "journalist" who wrote this stupid advert leads with what his little brain imagines are the strongest arguments: ad homing and guilt by association

The advert does concede that yes it is advertising poison... But that& #39;s not the kind of small detail that would get in the way of a good advert

So what do you do when you& #39;re faced with incontrovertible evidence that you& #39;re advertising poison? You wheel out the junk professors to confuse and obfuscate

The Science Says:

Just to be on the safe side, eat poison several times a week so that your diet has a healthy "balance" between nutrition and poison and our advertisement works.