My TEOTWAWKI
preparation advice:
-Shower at a minimum daily
if not multiple times a day.
It& #39;s better to go into the apocalypse
clean bc there& #39;s no telling when/if
you& #39;ll have access to water again.
-Do laundry often for the above mentioned reason.
-Buy bottled water just about everytime you go to the store
-Utilize Dollar Tree stores for:
matches, can goods, first aid &
sanitary supplies, survival gear.
Save them for rough times ahead.
-Always carry a pocket knife on
you or in a purse/bag.
-Alawys have a flashlight nearby
-Be good associates with a few
white supremacist/MAGA/hunter types at your job.
They will be an early warning sign
that the https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Dreckshaufen" aria-label="Emoji: Dreckshaufen"> about to hit the fan.
When they all no-call no-show
to work, you know it& #39;s either
animal hunting season or they
are about to start hunting you.
-Keep rope, a machete/big knife,
snacks, water, flashlight, plastic
bags, change of clothes/jacket,
& US road map in your car.
-Have multiple rally points for
your family in the event things
fall apart while you are not together.
-Decide on some family code words/phrases
-Start eating less food now so
you won& #39;t go into shock when
food stores get low
-Get accustomed to only drinking water
-Keep go bags ready along with
empty backpack in your care in
case you gave to leave everything
& scavenge.
-Get you cardio up to par
-Print out hard copies of photographs of your loved ones.
Cost about 30 cents each at Walgreens.
You may need them to identify
them to strangers.
-Learn to understand the signs
in nature.
-Memorize what you can from
your Bible incase you don& #39;t
have access to a hard copy.
I& #39;m gonna add more but please
feel free to add your own ideas.

I am not trying to be a fearmonger
but it is evident that most people
are vastly unprepared for what
will happen anyday now.
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