Watching A Star is Born for the first time. Watch this space.

Ok so he’s big enough for Coachella but not big enough for the main stage...interesting.

Ok why would you date someone named “Rodger” lmfaooooo sorry to victim blame but c’mon sister

SHANGELA

I’m bored as hell so I’ll use this time to remind everyone that i studied abroad in the same town as Bradley Cooper so technically, we have made out before.

“Is that your real eyebrow?” pardon?????????????????

Why does he look so sunburned I can’t

Why is the dialogue written like a Christmas Day Tinder conversation?

People are actually from Arizona????? Pecan ranch????????????????? Also hes famous but no one knows his mom died during childbirth??????? Does IMDb trivia/Tumblr not exist in the ASIB universe????????????????

I can’t believe I waited all that time to meet Lady Gaga at the Best Buy on Pico and saw her live multiple times only for her to do this to me. What was the reason, @ladygaga? Huh? Why do this to me specifically?

This movie is so............

The mumbling...I refuse to turn on subtitles so I’m just gonna let this shit rock but what the fuck Bradley

Is this at the Greek? Love this for her.

“Shake ya tiddies in his face” is a mood

Can’t believe I had to wait 45 min for them to boink smfh this movie is so unrealistic

Hey guys I’m back I looked away to text this guy about James Cameron because that’s how bored I am. What’d I miss?

Oh she’s going on tour! Okay Miss Thing!

This man is an emotional terrorist.

THEY GOT A PUPPY IN THIS JOINT? I AM TUNED THE FUCK IN

Of course he said the puppy looks like her. Emotional terrorist. Jail for him.

Dave Chapelle? Who isn’t in this movie?? Just me?

The need to bring the puppy back.

Tag yourselves I’m the fake billboard

Looking back on it- the first real red flag was his obsession with talking about her nose?

Well......why *did* he come around her with an ass like that?

“Hey- do you got those pills in your pocket?”

These people need Candy Finnigan.

Oh here go his drunk ass again smh

So no one was gonna tell me Halsey is in this? Fake asses.

He did not just piss himself at the Grammys lmfaoooooo please make this movie stop

I’m really not sure why this movie is so long. I’ve been watching this my whole entire life and still have 30 minutes left.

Oh I absolutely hate this for me.

Why would you people let me watch this? It’s Christmas! Have some respect!!!!!!!!!!

“Oh well we figured you already watched it Miss LADY GAGA FAN!” -my mom on letting me watch ASIB. You have one fucking Little Monster phase and suddenly you deserve emotional terrorism!!!!

I will never watch the last 13 minutes of that movie and I’m blocking everyone that let me watch this movie to begin with! *spits* Disgusting! You should all be ashamed of yourselves! Christmas is canceled you bunch of pricks!!!!!!!

Now my mom is threatening to “write Lady Gaga and tell her” I didn’t see the movie until now. TELL HER BITCH IDGAF SHE SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THIS TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!

That tomato red man really said “is that your real eyebrow” and she still let him get it I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t