lmaooooo I would love to read reviews of grad programs written like Yelp reviews.

“3 stars. was super excited about this spot, but service was poor and leaves a lot to be desired. great location, but didn’t fully live up to the hype.” https://twitter.com/chronicle/status/1207654323880153088">https://twitter.com/chronicle...

“1 star. this place told me I’d be in and out in 5 years but it took 8 AND when all was said and done they overcharged me. also they were racist. would not recommend.” #YelpYourPhDProgram

“5 stars. where do I start?! dope location, great mission, and the staff are soooo knowledgeable + helpful, they really make you feel right at home. workers are unionized & seem happy to be there. queer- + PoC-friendly. great vibes all around. would go again!” #YelpYourPhDProgram

friends, colleagues, fellow beleaguered graduate students: go ahead and #YelpYourPhDProgram in the replies.

it’s the Thursday before winter break, we all need a laugh.