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Im just gonna start a thread of random shit I've heard thats relatable
"That's an attractive, unapproachable man"
"He has depression at the age of 12 months"
"My toes are cold!"
...
"Can you kiss them?"
...
"Can you kiss them?"
"Not to be gay, but ARGH!"
*in pirate voice*
*in pirate voice*
“You look like you’re up to no good”
“I wish”
“I wish”
“It’s gaming time, sorry babe”
“Drop and give me affection!”
“Is that a thing? You can’t lick your elbow?”
“Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My god, do you learn”
- C.S Lewis
- C.S Lewis
“I am a strong and sturdy women”
“Spiders have 8 toes and are just giant feet”
“We straight VIBRATIONING”
“I am THE Gossip Girl bitch”
“I told you, I’m too smart for this, I have glasses!”
