Im just gonna start a thread of random shit I& #39;ve heard thats relatable
"That& #39;s an attractive, unapproachable man"
"He has depression at the age of 12 months"
"My toes are cold!"
...
"Can you kiss them?"
"Not to be gay, but ARGH!"
*in pirate voice*
“You look like you’re up to no good”

“I wish”
“It’s gaming time, sorry babe”
“Drop and give me affection!”
“Is that a thing? You can’t lick your elbow?”
“Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My god, do you learn”
- C.S Lewis
“I am a strong and sturdy women”
“Spiders have 8 toes and are just giant feet”
“We straight VIBRATIONING”
“I am THE Gossip Girl bitch”
“I told you, I’m too smart for this, I have glasses!”
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