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MDZS swords ranked by how easily you can put the hilt up your ass, a thread.
(for this purpose I'll be using the CQL version)
(for this purpose I'll be using the CQL version)
1. Suibian
- entry level, even looks like a phallus
- you have to be a little brave with the tip at first but it's smooth sailing from there
- no crossguard, no hassle
- entry level, even looks like a phallus
- you have to be a little brave with the tip at first but it's smooth sailing from there
- no crossguard, no hassle
2. Suihua
- entry level, but those knobs can scrape you raw if ur not careful
- heavier than suibian, a bit unwieldy
- overall still good for beginners
- sorry jin ling this is the only clear picture I had
- entry level, but those knobs can scrape you raw if ur not careful
- heavier than suibian, a bit unwieldy
- overall still good for beginners
- sorry jin ling this is the only clear picture I had
3. Shuanghua
- This is the first of the pommelled swords
- Thick, but the curved pommel ensures ease of entry
- Long handle for easier manipulation
- This is the first of the pommelled swords
- Thick, but the curved pommel ensures ease of entry
- Long handle for easier manipulation
4. Jiangzai
- Tha pommel has this weird protrusion that might be a but uncomfortable, but still one of the easier pommel swords to engage with
- be careful tho it is xue yang's sword and it is dirty.
- Tha pommel has this weird protrusion that might be a but uncomfortable, but still one of the easier pommel swords to engage with
- be careful tho it is xue yang's sword and it is dirty.
5. Bichen
- small pommel, but flat so it's a bit harder to ease through
- those engravings tho :)
- if you put it in the fridge for a while it retains the chill, for a weird sensational experience.
- if in doubt as wei ying for personal anecdotes
- small pommel, but flat so it's a bit harder to ease through
- those engravings tho :)
- if you put it in the fridge for a while it retains the chill, for a weird sensational experience.
- if in doubt as wei ying for personal anecdotes
6. Fuxue
- wider and thinner pommel, you'll feel it as it goes through so if you're into that
- the rounded crossguard is comfortable nestled against the ass tho.
- wider and thinner pommel, you'll feel it as it goes through so if you're into that
- the rounded crossguard is comfortable nestled against the ass tho.
7. Shuoyue
- Almost similar to bichen but a bit heftier
- Longer hilt, you might be tempted to put it through all the way but hubris kills
- Almost similar to bichen but a bit heftier
- Longer hilt, you might be tempted to put it through all the way but hubris kills
8. Sandu
- that pommel will hurt you
- has residual zidian energy, if you're into that
- that pommel will hurt you
- has residual zidian energy, if you're into that
9. Baxia
- no
- don't
- no
- don't
++ PSA don't put the dirty nasty sword you found inside a giant demon turtle up ur ass it has salmonella and it will give u psychic damage
It just hit me that I put effort into making this and that makes me angry lol
Alright you fucks i had just enough lube left for a few more swords
+ Jiang Yanli’s sword
- idc i love u and you can rail me with this anytime u want shijie
- just like her soup it’s ribbed for your pleasure
+ Jiang Yanli’s sword
- idc i love u and you can rail me with this anytime u want shijie
- just like her soup it’s ribbed for your pleasure
+ Wen Qing’s sword
- boy she packin heat
- LOOK AT IT.
- i want her to smack me in the face with it before she puts it up my ass
- boy she packin heat
- LOOK AT IT.
- i want her to smack me in the face with it before she puts it up my ass
PSAJin Guangyao's Hensheng is NOT to be messed with
- you think ah a flexible sword hahaha this should be easy the next thing you know you're being carried off to wen qing because the blade kept flopping around
- I'd take another baxia rather than this
