Tag yourself
I’m “phallic whack a mole”

For some UNGODLY reason, this thread has led to a plethora of DMs from straight dudes saying things such as:
“You said straight men suck at poetry but here’s my writing. Do you still feel that way?”
The answer is a HARD yes. Please stop sending me your cringeworthy heteroerotica.

“Stop being mean to innocent people” blah blah blah this dude literally writes poems about how he hopes women get raped so idc bye

If you’d like to endure more suffering, check out @cringerotica. I don’t run the account or anything, but they’ve got some good (bad) stuff.

Jon... I hope that question is rhetorical. There are just so many reasons.