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signed the offer letter, six figs I see you 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> thank you to everyone who dealt with my annoying ass during this tough time especially Eunice that bitch puts up with all my https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Dreckshaufen" aria-label="Emoji: Dreckshaufen"> she a real one for that alone stream Lover https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💘" title="Herz mit Pfeil" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Pfeil">
ok new job anxiety is in FULL FORCE lemme lock the door chile
ok that went away but now it’s just caffeine-induced anxiety https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht"> this unrestricted coffee machine is gonna be a problem...
this week is kicking my ass
there’s a vending machine we can use for work-related electronic devices and I can legit get airpods https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
me at orientation vs me once my training ends
think I get my work phone tomorrow https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht"> fedex said it was delivered at 10 AM on Friday so https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏🏽" title="Folded hands (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands (mittlerer Hautton)">
fedex said it was delivered at 10 AM on Friday so https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏🏽" title="Folded hands (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands (mittlerer Hautton)">" title="think I get my work phone tomorrow https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht"> fedex said it was delivered at 10 AM on Friday so https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏🏽" title="Folded hands (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands (mittlerer Hautton)">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
there are 5,500 people who work at this location someone PLEASE tell me of all the people why the daddy who lives next door is sitting across from my work station today https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">
and no I do not have pictures sorry
and no I do not have pictures sorry
what’s the best way to tell my coworkers I‘m gay without saying ‘I’M GAY!’ ?
HBR clocking me for my first 3 months https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht"> but also I never get invited to anything so like... that doesn’t count
but also I never get invited to anything so like... that doesn’t count" title="HBR clocking me for my first 3 months https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht"> but also I never get invited to anything so like... that doesn’t count" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
by summer I’m going to be fluent in spanish turkish portuguese and french considering I hear each of them (individually) more than I hear english mon-fri
even the white americans speak another language meanwhile I’m in the corner trying to set duolingo recordshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧠" title="Gehirn" aria-label="Emoji: Gehirn"> is tired!
even the white americans speak another language meanwhile I’m in the corner trying to set duolingo records
banner pic on our LGBT employee network page is the back of someone’s head but bc of the haircut you KNOW he’s an fword https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht"> honestly the most subtle way of letting them know https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😆" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen">
woke up this morning and felt like today shoulda been thursday
this week: 14
me: -0
me: -0
my work phone shits on my personal phone https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
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this job has been so great to me. the pay, the people (especially my supervisor), the opportunities...
but the one thing I miss the most of all my previous jobs and I’ve struggled with here? making friends
but the one thing I miss the most of all my previous jobs and I’ve struggled with here? making friends
this thread... covid had other plans smh
