I adopted a cat and it is doing cat things. So I finally understand the Internet.

It is on my lap so I can’t get up to do anything. Internet cat joke #1 confirmed.

It knocked an ornament off of my tree and responds to absolutely nothing I say. Internet cat joke #2 and 3 confirmed

Cat update: lost cat for two hours yesterday. Looked everywhere. Was inside of couch. Still don’t know how.

Cat update: look at this cat!

Cat update: I use a spray bottle for displine, for example, to keep him from walking onto a flaming stovetop or eating poisonous plants or some other suicide mission. He clearly respects this

Human update: apparently I forgot how to spell. Thanks for nothing autocorrect

Cat update: um what

What I’m learning is that the only abnormal thing about a cat is if they do something normal. I like this.

Cat update:

Cat update update: cat found its way out of hiding place by contorting into a snake. Is happily destroying my new sweatshirt