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1. So let me tell yall what happened. I just lost my job a couple months ago doing the SAME exact shit because I love food and I never learn my lesson but let’s stay on topic
2. So couple years back Its my 3rd week at convergys. I’m in training and our class is taught by 2 Trainers. We will call them Marc & Dejia
3. Marc says he will be back in 20 mins and leaves dejia to teach the class. Marc does this often.
4. Dejia never really minds because sometimes when he leaves her Bf (We will call him Raymond) Raymond be popping in giving her flowers and shit they cute as fuck won’t lie
5. I have to use the bathroom so I get up and leave. The one on our floor always stinks so I decided to go down to the 2nd floor & use that one
6. I get there & it’s under maintenance AGAIN. I turned to walk away and then it dawned on me that since I’ve been working here, no matter what time of day it is every time I see this bathroom it’s always getting worked on.. even when I’ve seen the janitors taking a break...
7. So I turn around.. Push the door open and its being blocked by something and won’t all the way, but I can still peek thru and guess who I see? Yup.
8. Marc balls deep in one of the women from my training class
9. The girl and me make eye contact and she pushs Marc back and he pulls up his pants QUICK, I sprint back to training class
10. They walk in later at desperate times, Marc daps up Raymond & Dejia says “boy where you been?” Marc say “my grandmas sick & in the hospital I was on the phone with her” whole class like AWWWW https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
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11. Dejia rolls her eyes & playfully shoves him. After class Marc says he gotta talk to me, I say bro listen you ain’t gotta say nun lol that’s your business I ain’t telling no one. He say nah I have a proposition for you..
12. “Every training class I be getting on these new biddies & splack em up.. I know your scores ain’t been the best so you gonna get hit with that mid shift.. I can make sure you get a morning shift with WEEKENDS OFF! All you gotta do is keep lookout for me during ya lunch break”
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14. So 3 days into my new schedule..
14. Marc tells me he gonna need me to keep watch during my Break, but this time he said NOT to come down there before then. I was like Ight bet.. it’s been a month since the deal was made & this would be my 3rd time looking out
15. I show up and he pops his head out and says “I’ll tap on the door when I’m done, when I do just walk off don’t wait on me to come out dead ass” I’m like damm he must not want me to know who he in there with? Usually he be ECSTATIC to let me see what girl he was clapping up
16. So I’m chilling waiting for him to finish up and this lady comes speed walking by.. I said you good lol? She said “Trying to get downstairs before that Food Truck leaves” I said food truck? What FOOD TRUCK????
17. These niggas ain’t put out a EMAIL, no POSTER, nothing!?!? WHOLE TACO TRUCK outside and about to leave!!! I’m thinking Marc and chick been in there fuckin bout 5 mins.. mmcchhttttt man they ain’t going nowhere I’ll be RIGHT back
18. I get down there I’m excited as a mf!! I got like 3 tacos, one of em had shrimp on it shit was FYE THAN A MF https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> I end up down there my whole lunch break...
19. I realize I fucked up and SPRINT BACK!! I get there and don’t know if Marc still inside. The door still closed, and its heavy so I can’t ever hear if anyone is inside. I knock softly and nothing happens..
20. So I say fuck it let me peek inside and see..
21. Swear to God GUESS.. JUST FUCKING GUESS who getting clapped up on the tile floor..? Nope. Not some random chick from training class...
22. Nope.. not dejia...
23. Raymond.
24. Ass up getting FLIPPED like Maple pancakes on Sunday morning
25. Marc sees me and the look on his face will haunt me forever...
26. I try to run away but soon as I turn around I run square into someone and we tumble over.. I look over to see who it’s is... Dejia...
27. Marc & Raymond rush out the bathroom struggling still putting on they clothes.. the roar of anger from Dejia’s soul.. will haunt that whole call center forever
28. Dejia beat the living SHIT out of Marc. A week later Marc and Raymond pulled up and beat the living shit out of me and a month after that i beat Dejia cheeks into oblivion.
29. I got fired for having my phone out
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