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so i was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies
what the FUCK is up kyle no what did you say?? shut the FUCK up
i’ve never been to ooverdriver beforeee
i thought you were american
oh my god they were ROOMMATES
adam
look at all those chickens 
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oh hi thanks for checking in i’m still a piece of garbageeeee
this is the DOLLAR STORE how good can it be
hahah i do that
hellooo i’m squidward
the fuck? the fuck is in the air?
TWO shots of vodka
hi i’m (i don’t remember her name) and i’m your freestyle dance teacher
NOT to be RACIST or anything but asian people succccccccccc
country boyyyyy i loveeee yoouuuuu elllahhh
GIVE ME MY HAT BACK JORDAN DO YOU WANNA GO SEE UNCLE CRACKER OR NOT
give me your FUXKIN MONEY
GUACAMOLE GUAC GUACAMOLE
MARY IS TJAT A POLICE IM CALLING THE WEED
hI WELCOME TO CHILLIS
what is ONE thing worst than a rapist?? boom A CHILD
i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget
daddy? DO I LOOK
what the FUCK richard
hurricane katrina?! more like HURRICAN TORTILLA
hi my name is trey and i have a basketball game tomorrowwww
AHHH staaaaap i could’ve dropped my crossiant
what the HELL are you doing?! i am doin my eyebrows
oh FUCK i cant BELIEVE YOUVE DONE THIS
guess what i’m eating?? POPCORNNN
i still haven’t found my berries but i found theseee
i’m IN MY MUMS CAR VROOM VROOM get out me car AWWW
it’s an avacadoooo thanks
godDAMNIT I FUCKING HATE YOU I
where’s my new balances hun?
NO OFF TOPIC QUESTIONS NO NO PERMISSION DENIED TJATS AN OFF TOPIC QUESTOON
aa hahah aaa hahah AAAAAAAA
are day helium balloons?
ma’am calm down we don’t want a panic at the disco
can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle
ADRIAN MICHEALS IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS
