How i got Bar soap stuck in my ass

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so when i was around 6 years old. Everytime had to get in the bath, my mom would tell me to go and wash my ass. So one day was wondering what the fvck she meant by wash my ass. Like did she mean the cheeks or the inside?
so i decided to wash my whole Fvcking ass. Which unfortunately included the inside. The rag was all rough and shit so i decided that i would just use the soap. Little did 6 years old me know that shit can get stuck up there.
So i put half of the bar up there and it kind of burned but i kept going even though i sure the fvck wasn't used to having anything in my ass so that was a problem. So eventually i got the whole bar up my ass and twisted it around to clean it right.
so the problem was here Soap is slipperyas shit. so when i took i fingers and tried to get it out. my fingers slipped right off the edge of the soap that i could actually touch. So i tried to push it out like shit. to no avail. so i started to panic😟
so i ran toy mum screaming amd crying about soap in my booty hole right. She just looks at me with disappointment in her eyes and just sighs and bends me over and takes the tweezers and tries to grab the soap but the tweezers slip over the soap
So my dad looks at my mum and her we have to get to go to the emergency room. So i have to lay in the backseat because my asshole was burning and i couldn't sit and we got there and i was in tears. A man screaming and everything i couldn't even sit in the emergency room
So fucking i get into a room and the nurse examines my ass and looks at my mum with an eyebrow raised and says" I'll get the doctor "
Long story short, i had to get my asshole stretched with pliers flushed out to shrink the soap a bit and they had to surgically remove the soap. Thank you for reading End.
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