Thread by @heriyasuki, after thirty years of downloading i get it working... oh hey i [...]

after thirty years of downloading i get it working...

oh hey i know her

let me see the woman fate
let me see her already

you're not rin
cancelled

I don't have a picture to accompany it but the music has been very low key boppin so far

Holy Shit Just Fuck Already

chortles

I DONT TRUST LIKE THAT

araragi voice
araragi voice
araragi voice = bastard

i want to see my little boy
(here he comes)
i want to see my little boy

love me a man with huge dick energy
also i shouldve posted my reaction to the whole magic shit but i was too Entranced by The Prose

god i couldnt help but read this in ben shapiro's voice

cursed

the roundabout way these characters speak is.... kind of insufferable but the rin noises make up for it tenfold

and he can clean?
oh lawd im comin down with a case of the vapours

wait a second rin is a tsundere? oh wow shock horror
also time for zzz
let me sleep well and dream of large fates

the fat(t)ening begins again...

time to go on a date with my new husband

oh how very architectcore to spell out every fucking corner of the city. im feeling the nasu already.

(replied to the wrong thing)

seeing as im mostly spoiler free this is actually getting pretty tense

hmm... looks better with no clothes on

...
vore

ngl i was kind of shocked when this guy showed up because i thought this lancer was the same person as archer

wow even when you're about to die you cant stop being gay and horny huh rin

thats a fucking lot of effort for the fucking main screen isnt it?

UNLIMITED BELLY WORKS

ugh... hard workers... how disgusting

A CHOICE
OH GOD SOUND THE ALARM

yo this sounds fucking disgusting
if sakura came near my house i would shoo her away like a rat with the plague

okay thats two rats to keep out of my house now

(i posted it in the wrong place again like a fool. it's not easy switching from the fullscreen fate to this every time. the application is really buggy.)

is this brute bothering you my queen

if she stays unconscious for fifteen minutes we're legally allowed to leave

saves in big red letters 'THIS IS AN IMPORTANT LOOKING SAVE POINT' so i dont get anyone mad at me

ominous loli alert
the best kind

okay at least shirou respects women
but tbh with my fucked up face all this exposition is going in one ear and out the other so im done for today

hmm... today i will
play fate

i cannot fucking believe the game fucking guilt-tripped me into using rin's necklace to save this BASTARD in the intro. past me was a dumbass for thinking i owed him anything.

mmmm intelligent and insightful tomboys
thank u god for this meal

nasu somehow manages to make dialogue between these planks fun and engaging to read

reading fate reminded me of the little bit of first person writing i did a few years back when i was obsessed with nisioisin.

wow rin is already infamous as a pred in canon huh?

careful shinji she'll vore you
interesting to see the events from earlier from a different perspective. from rin's view it's extremely tense and she sees herself as under attack.

i prefer her as tigerman but this is good too

this game has some very good vocal performances, almost weirdly so. either way sakura's flustered voice is yam yam

i should've been able to tell from the hiroshi kamiya voice

bastardboy

wow this whole ass time i thought it was shinji who died in this section... what a dissapointment

be a good, responsible student and clean up after your own dead corpse

we did it reddit we got the saber

okay nasu what the fuck is this

wait... is she actually that small

saber, internally: oh boy we're fucked

i go to the tattoo parlor and ask the man to only use glow-in-the-dark ink

i have no amount of crab dance gifs to describe the sheer elation i feel right now

thats a cute coat saber did your mum buy it for you

guh i can feel their sprites mocking me through my laptop screen

okay this is the only spoiler i actually knew cus that fight scene fukin slapped

fuck the rules

*quickly checks i saved for the third time*

EXCUSE ME?

oh to be possessed by my waifu after she kills me in cold blood

oh dear

people like this one?
can't relate

EXCUSE
ME

and now he mocks me
he makes ME the fool

THIS BITCH JUST KILLED ME AND YOU PUT HER IN BLOOMERS NASU?

yes. fuck her up taiga.

thanks for the advice bitch

well at least i saw it coming this time

bellya

we have made the decision to stan now and forever

i lived bitch

damn what happened last night bro

im gonna go back and do that bad end and then ill be done for tonight
nice to see we have rin's tsundere-mode fully 100% unlocked though

okay somehow that was even more fucked up as it implied kiritsugi has been tortured by her for god knows how long
thats enough fate for today i think

wow it took two seconds for me to die

"Oh? What do you mean by obese? I'll ask you just in case, Emiya-kun, but did I look obese to you?"

rin loving hours

also i realise i should make a hashtag so people can mute this thread if they don't want spoilers or just hate me, so my fate watch hashtag is now...

#SeptuFate

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