1) Rolling coal, but for single-use plastic containing a product available in most American homes and offices: clean water.

2) Not to quibble with the news judgment of Fox producers, but aren't … er, important things happening? https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1202580113298251782

* 2b) Oh, that's right: Fox News isn't a news organization, its a for-profit super PAC serving the interests of the Republican Party. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/03/11/the-making-of-the-fox-news-white-house

(^ *it's* a for-profit super PAC)

Do not mistake Fox for a news organization. It‘s a for-profit super PAC that serves the interests of Republican elites. https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1248992601161764866