jon archivist please compel me to talk about my feelings so i dont have to feel guilty for doing so

jon archivist after 5 minutes of me monologuing

jon, pinching the bridge of his nose: i thought you said your statement was going to be about alleged demons

me, my feet propped up on his desk as i draft a mean tweet about him on my phone: i said my 'inner demons' you stupid idiot. where was i