honestly id be so mad if I was in my late 30s and my same-age lover came back from the dead with the skin, energy, and metabolism of someone 16 years younger. they should be applying preservative goop and going keto right now, not partying on a wednesday night. life is unfair.
so anyway is "cultivator" is the ancient chinese equivalent of being a "paleo dieter" or "mindfulness practitioner". and if you're a "demonic cultivator" it's like being a SoulCycle gym member or someone who loves caffeine enemas.
hey lwj so if you're sealing his mouth all the time how is he going to give you ****
if youre gusu lan sect does that mean you get to materialize a spirit instrument of your choice. so can i have a spirit trombone. spirit vuvuzela. spirit 150-ton pipe organ.
is it absolutely CONFIRMED that wwx is the bottom?????
nobody:
wwx: lanzhan!
wwx: lanzhan! what's this!
wwx: lanzhan! what's that!
wwx: lanzhan! where's that coming from!
wwx: lanzhan! what are you thinking about?
wwx: lanzhan! what color underwear are you wearing!
wwx: lanzh
wwx: lanzhan!
wwx: lanzhan! what's this!
wwx: lanzhan! what's that!
wwx: lanzhan! where's that coming from!
wwx: lanzhan! what are you thinking about?
wwx: lanzhan! what color underwear are you wearing!
wwx: lanzh
IM LOSING MY MIND WHEN YOU HOLD A RABBIT YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT ITS HIND LEGS DIDNT THEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING IN MAGIC SCHOOL
watching a grown-ass man roll on his back yelling "i want my mom and dad" should be funny but actually im getting dehydrated from crying






LEARN TO DELEGATE!!! thats project management 101
every time i see someone muck about the dirt wearing the equivalent of burberry s/s 2020 i lose another year off my life
do you think the director to yb was like "act like you're exactly at the halfway point between kissing him and barfing on him"
love how all this exposition is delivered to a bunch people going "literally nothing, we just standing"
jiang cheng cries about being played for a clown but isn't lxc the real clown victim here