honestly id be so mad if I was in my late 30s and my same-age lover came back from the dead with the skin, energy, and metabolism of someone 16 years younger. they should be applying preservative goop and going keto right now, not partying on a wednesday night. life is unfair.

so anyway is "cultivator" is the ancient chinese equivalent of being a "paleo dieter" or "mindfulness practitioner". and if you're a "demonic cultivator" it's like being a SoulCycle gym member or someone who loves caffeine enemas.

hey lwj so if you're sealing his mouth all the time how is he going to give you ****

he really got a magic sword and carved "𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯" on it huh

if youre gusu lan sect does that mean you get to materialize a spirit instrument of your choice. so can i have a spirit trombone. spirit vuvuzela. spirit 150-ton pipe organ.

is it absolutely CONFIRMED that wwx is the bottom?????

there are literal hentais that start like this

comedic timing of the last shot really killed me

lz how are you going to be a good seme if you cant even hang out topless in from of him

nobody:
wwx: lanzhan!
wwx: lanzhan! what's this!
wwx: lanzhan! what's that!
wwx: lanzhan! where's that coming from!
wwx: lanzhan! what are you thinking about?
wwx: lanzhan! what color underwear are you wearing!
wwx: lanzh

looks like somebody just popped a boner over justice

IM LOSING MY MIND WHEN YOU HOLD A RABBIT YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT ITS HIND LEGS DIDNT THEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING IN MAGIC SCHOOL

IM LOSING IT TWICE NOBODY ON THIS SHOW KNOWS HOW TO INTERACT WITH RABBITS

Thing One and Thing Two

my bathroom after two weeks no cleaning

is this one of those lines thats gonna hurt my feelings later

legitimately shocked to find out jc's mom is alive

ok spoke too soon either shes actually dying or they didnt cast anyone to play her

ok SPOKE TOO SOON whom the fuckst is THIS

his manure-picking white sleeves are giving me anxiety

TWO DUM BITCHES SPREADING MANURE IN WHITE BROCADE

eyezoom

mfw there's work to do right up until the start of holidays

bruh WHY

best viewer comment so far

second best

when he surprise touch your tid

just what wangji needs to hear

i cant take this

I CANT TAKE THIS

watching a grown-ass man roll on his back yelling "i want my mom and dad" should be funny but actually im getting dehydrated from crying

!!!!我要我爹娘!!!!!!!!BITCH ME TOO!!!!

do you ever have to pause videos for a while and just go

lwj like "nothing im just standing here"

jc @ all of mdzs fandom

"why did you forsake The Whole30® Program for a diet of pure Soylent"

then i'll call it "The Ex"

don't you think it would be so fun to be a zombie extra on this show

facepalmed so hard i concussed myself

LEARN TO DELEGATE!!! thats project management 101

siri set as wallpaper

siri set as lockscreen

potatoes from WHERE bitch? you gonna import them from south america huh weistopher columbus?

every time i see someone muck about the dirt wearing the equivalent of burberry s/s 2020 i lose another year off my life

honestly same

the payoff of seeing this microexpression on screen after 28 episodes is, frankly speaking, un real

white people with tim burton-themed bathrooms:

wen ning had a breakthrough after coming back to life and invented tomato fried eggs

i had to watch this scene twice

my god this food is so good. thank you wyb for your hard work

these bitches gay!!!!!!

do you think the director to yb was like "act like you're exactly at the halfway point between kissing him and barfing on him"

communicating organizational change to employees be like

dogs don't

the witcher, but make jaskier the main character

it's called fashion

you're the most precious. please. Please.

love how all this exposition is delivered to a bunch people going "literally nothing, we just standing"

jiang cheng cries about being played for a clown but isn't lxc the real clown victim here

welp!! after two months and 836 tweets i guess this is the end. i have no idea why people liked this thread as much as they did, but I'm happy for the fun times and the screaming times.

thank u for this cql adventure!! time to lie down in confusion over that ending