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honestly id be so mad if I was in my late 30s and my same-age lover came back from the dead with the skin, energy, and metabolism of someone 16 years younger. they should be applying preservative goop and going keto right now, not partying on a wednesday night. life is unfair.
so anyway is "cultivator" is the ancient chinese equivalent of being a "paleo dieter" or "mindfulness practitioner". and if you& #39;re a "demonic cultivator" it& #39;s like being a SoulCycle gym member or someone who loves caffeine enemas.
hey lwj so if you& #39;re sealing his mouth all the time how is he going to give you ****
he really got a magic sword and carved "๐๐ฅ๐๐ฑ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ" on it huh
if youre gusu lan sect does that mean you get to materialize a spirit instrument of your choice. so can i have a spirit trombone. spirit vuvuzela. spirit 150-ton pipe organ.
is it absolutely CONFIRMED that wwx is the bottom?????
there are literal hentais that start like this
comedic timing of the last shot really killed me
lz how are you going to be a good seme if you cant even hang out topless in from of him
nobody:
wwx: lanzhan!
wwx: lanzhan! what& #39;s this!
wwx: lanzhan! what& #39;s that!
wwx: lanzhan! where& #39;s that coming from!
wwx: lanzhan! what are you thinking about?
wwx: lanzhan! what color underwear are you wearing!
wwx: lanzh
wwx: lanzhan!
wwx: lanzhan! what& #39;s this!
wwx: lanzhan! what& #39;s that!
wwx: lanzhan! where& #39;s that coming from!
wwx: lanzhan! what are you thinking about?
wwx: lanzhan! what color underwear are you wearing!
wwx: lanzh
looks like somebody just popped a boner over justice
IM LOSING MY MIND WHEN YOU HOLD A RABBIT YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT ITS HIND LEGS DIDNT THEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING IN MAGIC SCHOOL
IM LOSING IT TWICE NOBODY ON THIS SHOW KNOWS HOW TO INTERACT WITH RABBITS
Thing One and Thing Two
my bathroom after two weeks no cleaning
is this one of those lines thats gonna hurt my feelings later
legitimately shocked to find out jc& #39;s mom is alive
ok spoke too soon either shes actually dying or they didnt cast anyone to play her
ok SPOKE TOO SOON whom the fuckst is THIS
his manure-picking white sleeves are giving me anxiety
TWO DUM BITCHES SPREADING MANURE IN WHITE BROCADE
eyezoom
mfw there& #39;s work to do right up until the start of holidays
bruh WHY
best viewer comment so far
second best
when he surprise touch your tid
just what wangji needs to hear
i cant take this
I CANT TAKE THIS
watching a grown-ass man roll on his back yelling "i want my mom and dad" should be funny but actually im getting dehydrated from crying
do you ever have to pause videos for a while and just go
lwj like "nothing im just standing here"
jc @ all of mdzs fandom
"why did you forsake The Whole30ยฎ Program for a diet of pure Soylent"
then i& #39;ll call it "The Ex"
don& #39;t you think it would be so fun to be a zombie extra on this show
facepalmed so hard i concussed myself
LEARN TO DELEGATE!!! thats project management 101
siri set as wallpaper
siri set as lockscreen
potatoes from WHERE bitch? you gonna import them from south america huh weistopher columbus?
every time i see someone muck about the dirt wearing the equivalent of burberry s/s 2020 i lose another year off my life
honestly same
the payoff of seeing this microexpression on screen after 28 episodes is, frankly speaking, un real
white people with tim burton-themed bathrooms:
wen ning had a breakthrough after coming back to life and invented tomato fried eggs
i had to watch this scene twice
my god this food is so good. thank you wyb for your hard work
these bitches gay!!!!!!
do you think the director to yb was like "act like you& #39;re exactly at the halfway point between kissing him and barfing on him"
communicating organizational change to employees be like
dogs don& #39;t
the witcher, but make jaskier the main character
it& #39;s called fashion
you& #39;re the most precious. please. Please.
love how all this exposition is delivered to a bunch people going "literally nothing, we just standing"
jiang cheng cries about being played for a clown but isn& #39;t lxc the real clown victim here
welp!! after two months and 836 tweets i guess this is the end. i have no idea why people liked this thread as much as they did, but I& #39;m happy for the fun times and the screaming times.
thank u for this cql adventure!! time to lie down in confusion over that ending
thank u for this cql adventure!! time to lie down in confusion over that ending
