storytime: that one time i passed out and when i regained consciousness i was convinced i was louis tomlinson
disclaimer: its a thread and short and silly so enjoy!
CONTENT WARNING: alcohol, blackout, hospitals
CONTENT WARNING: alcohol, blackout, hospitals
so this was last year and i went to a college party where some punk ass was like âi bet i could out drink youâ and i said âbet.â (first mistake)
i downed a lot. like a lot. i dont remember how much, but i was continuously pouring, we were playing drinking games, and i knew i was drunk
now these people i was with were complete strangers, they were just my dorm neighbors and invited me over. so they wouldnt know when i was excessively drunk
well. last thing i remember is 1am, jamming, thriving, having a great time. next time i wake up, is 11am in a hospital bed. scariest shit ever
but back to the important part. now these are pieces ive glued together from fleeting memories and what my friends said happened
when i came to after a few minutes after fainting, i immediately had a british accent. my born and raised new york self, never been to the UK, fully british.
my friends were like wtf?? and tried explaining to me what was going on and that i had fainted. but i, did not give a fuck. in the full british accent, i kept calling my two friends liam and niall. saying i was so grateful liam and niall were with me.
they tried telling me thats not who they were (completely losing their shit, of course) but i just wouldnt have it
at the time, my person of interest and i regularly alluded to each other as harry and louis. my conscious mind probably was thinking âi need to tell her im okayâ as we never went more than a couple hours without messaging
but, my drunk, louis tomlinson, recently fainted mind could only understand that as âi need harry right now.â so i kept asking, still british, âwheres harry?? i need harry!â
obviously no one thought i meant harry styles, and didnt know who i was talking about. fast forward through the ambulance ride and xrays
i kept asking for harry, and saying everyone was so beautiful. the nurses, the technicians, strangers in the ER. saying they were so beautiful and made me so happy. tpwk.
THIS I REMEMBER CLEAR AS DAY. i had IVâs in me, groggy, waking up a little around 7am ish. THIS IS THE FIRST CONSCIOUS MEMORY I HAVE. THE BEST PART.
i arrived to the hospital with no phone, no wallet, no identification. the people i was partying with only knew my first name. so, when i woke up, they asked me for my name
TO WHICH I SAID, with my whole chest, immediately, in a british accent STILL, âlouis tomlinsonâ .... the nurseâs face yall
I PROCEEDED TO SAY âdont worry about it! my teamâs got it handled! just call my manager, hes got it. the public cant know this happened. just call them to take me homeâ BITCH WHAGSTS
the nurse was like ânah this bitch still fucked upâ and didnt write a damn thing on that paper and i fell back to sleep
just IMAGINE. these kind people are trying to get my name and information to help me get home and i tell them TO CALL MY MANAGER and make sure theres a secret exit to not get exposed to the public!!!!!
well i finally woke up, no longer louis tomlinson, and scared shitless. getting home with no way to contact anyone (family were are all far away) was scary. but we got it figured out, got home, and i immediately contacted my harry, dont worry