I decided to watch Star Wars for the first time. I’ll be providing thoughts/reactions along the way. A thread:
Episode IV: A New Hope
- C-3PO is annoying, but did make me laugh a few times.
- Luke was WAY more upset by Obi-Wan disappearing than his Aunt & Uncle being killed.
- Obi-Wan is kind of creepy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
- Princess Leia is pretty cute.
- Luke went from farmer to fighter pilot real quick.
Episode IV continued
- Han saved the day!
- Darth Vader got away https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Smirking face" aria-label="Emoji: Smirking face">
- R2-D2 is alive!
- Chewbacca’s yells/roars trip me out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
- The force is strong with Luke https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💪🏻" title="Flexed biceps (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Flexed biceps (light skin tone)">
- Luke & Han are both eyeballing Leia.
- I looked like Jabba after Thanksgiving dinner.
- The bar was really weird.
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
- First off, I just want to say that I liked this movie a whole lot more than A New Hope. I’m already looking forward to the next one.
- The cold planet was cool (pardon the pun https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😜" title="Winking face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face with tongue">)
- It didn’t take long for Luke to find himself in trouble.
Episode V continued
- Who knew that the abominable snowman lived on that planet? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
- Han was smart to cut open that frost camel so Luke could stay warm.
- Han & Leia have a tense, but good chemistry.
- I liked how they gave Han & Chewbacca more character development in this one.
Episode V continued
- Leia kissed Luke https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">
- Luke was smart to trip that big snow walker.
- I still don’t like C-3PO.
- R2-D2 is the best.
- Yoda was extremely creepy at first.
- Hiding on the side of the ship was brilliant. Nice going Han!
- Han & Leia are getting romantic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💋" title="Kiss mark" aria-label="Emoji: Kiss mark">
Episode V continued
- C-3PO was a pain, but he deserved better.
- C-3PO is still alive. Now I want him dead again https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
- Lando betrayed them!
- Lando came through https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
- Han is frozen https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
- Vader cut off Luke’s hand! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Face screaming in fear" aria-label="Emoji: Face screaming in fear">
- Vader is Luke’s father https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😮" title="Face with open mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with open mouth">
- Luke has a new hand.
Episode V continued
- Why does Luke need an artificial hand, can’t he just use the force?
- What’s the deal with this bounty hunter guy? His helmet is like The Mandalorian, so I guess he’s a bounty hunter too.
- Vader just wants Luke and he to rule the galaxy together #Goals
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

- The bar creatures are back https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
- Han isn’t frozen anymore! But looks different than he did when he was first frozen https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">
- Luke outsmarted Jabba’s dungeon beast
- Leia in a bikini https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">
- I like this cocky version of Luke
- Leia killed Jabba! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💪🏻" title="Flexed biceps (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Flexed biceps (light skin tone)">
Episode VI continued

- I love that R2-D2 knew the plan but C-3PO didn’t. R2-D2 is the best.
- I lost it when that little creature was chewing on C-3PO’s eye https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
- The Emperor is pretty creepy AND EVIL https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😨" title="Fearful face" aria-label="Emoji: Fearful face">
- I think Vader still has some good in him
Episode VI continued

- Yoda sure isn’t in very many scenes for being such an important character
- Yoda is dead https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> (or now he’ll be a vision like Obi-Wan)
- Leia is Luke’s sister https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤭" title="Face with hand over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with hand over mouth">
- The flying through the forest scene was pretty cool
- The Ewoks are amazing
Ep. VI cont

- They think C-3PO is a god https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
- C-3PO is quite the storyteller
- Leia said she felt that she always knew the truth about her & Luke...that didn’t stop her from kissing him earlier on https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏻‍♂️" title="Man shrugging (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging (light skin tone)">
- Vader kept looking at Luke back-talking the Emperor, like “shut up, son” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Face screaming in fear" aria-label="Emoji: Face screaming in fear">
Episode VI continued

- I repeat: the Ewoks are awesome
- R2-D2 got shot https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
- Lando is an awesome pilot and leader
- Vader saved Luke! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes">
- Vader is one ugly fella
- Han was really happy that Luke is Leia’s brother https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat"> No more competition.
Episode VI continued

- Luke gave Vader a Viking funeral #SKOL
- Party time!
- I’m pretty sure that the Ewoks ate some of the Storm Troopers
- Obi-Wan, Yoda, & Anakin live in the force now, I guess
- Luke is awesome, but I think Han is my favorite
Episode I: The Phantom Menace

- I didn’t like this one at first, but it got better as it went on. Still, my least favorite film of the saga, so far.
- It was cool to see how Obi-Wan got his start
- R2-D2 was around from the beginning! I love that little droid.
Episode I continued
- Anakin is awesome. It’s hard to believe that he winds up being Darth Vader. He was the star of the movie.
- Anakin built C-3PO. Dumbest thing he ever did https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="See-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: See-no-evil monkey">
- Jar Jar Binks is more annoying than C-3PO. I hate him.
- Natalie Portman https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">
Episode I continued
- I wonder if the Queen winds up being Luke’s mom https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">
- It’s so obvious that Palpatine is the Emperor.
- Siths are bad, so @SkolSithLord you have some explaining to do https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Winking face" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face">
- Darth Maul was fantastic. I can’t believe they killed him off so soon.
Episode I continued
- Qui-Gon deserved better. But everything that happens after comes from him saving Anakin.
- Samuel Jackson is in every movie https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
- Liam Neeson too
- I’m more intrigued by Anakin’s story than Luke’s
- At the senate, I saw Wookiees and ETs!
Episode II: Attack of the Clones

- Padmé https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">
- Jar Jar Binks is in this one too. Damnit.
- I don’t like how overly critical Obi-Wan is being to Anakin
- That flying car chase was pretty intense
- I hope Anakin & Padmé wind up together. I want her to be Luke & Leia’s mother.
Episode II continued:

- R2-D2 really is the best. I love him.
- Anakin is smooth
- Yoda’s got jokes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
- They kissed!
- A CLONE ARMY
- That fight between Obi-Wan and Jango Fett https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">
- Boba Fett is an evil little guy
- C-3PO https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏻‍♂️" title="Man facepalming (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming (light skin tone)">
- Anakin is going to save his mother https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤞🏻" title="Crossed fingers (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Crossed fingers (light skin tone)">
Episode II continued:

- Obi-Wan just found the secret council https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤫" title="Shushing face" aria-label="Emoji: Shushing face">
- Anakin found his mom!
- She died https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
- I’m definitely picking up some Darth Vader vibes
- The Chancellor has the power now https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="See-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: See-no-evil monkey">
- R2-D2 can fly!
- Padmé loves Anakin https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face">
- R2-D2 dragging C-3PO’s head https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Episode II continued:

- Yoda with the rescue!
- The battle is on https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Face screaming in fear" aria-label="Emoji: Face screaming in fear">
- Anakin lost his arm too?!
- Dooku is no match for Yoda
- Dooku got away https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph">
- Begun The Clone War Has
- Anakin and Padmé are married! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
- Overall, I really liked this one
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

- Starting off hot!
- R2 and Anakin make an awesome team. Have I mentioned how much I love that little droid?
- What is this wheezing robot?
- Those droids thought they could manhandle R2. Fools.
- Anakin cut Dooku’s head off! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Face screaming in fear" aria-label="Emoji: Face screaming in fear">
Episode III continued:
- General Grievous thought he had them. Not so fast my friend.
- R2’s screams trip me out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
- There’s C-3PO https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏻‍♂️" title="Man facepalming (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming (light skin tone)">
- Padmé! And she’s pregnant! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face">
- Obi-Wan is starting to suspect Palpatine
- The Council just denied Anakin the rank of Master https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">
Episode III continued:
- Yoda is going to meet with the Wookiees
- The Council wants Anakin to be a spy. 00Anakin https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with sunglasses">
- Master Windu doesn’t trust Anakin
- The meeting between Palpatine & Anakin looks like it’s in a giant lava lamp
- Palpatine is planting seeds in Anakin’s mind
Episode III continued:
- Palpatine is using Anakin’s love for Padmé against him
- Obj-Wan killed Grievous!
- Anakin told Windu the truth and he’s still shutting him out
- Anakin feels such pain
- Palpatine just killed three Jedi like they were nothing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Face screaming in fear" aria-label="Emoji: Face screaming in fear">
Episode III continued:
- Anakin saved Palpatine from being killed
- Palpatine killed Windu!
- Anakin has joined Palpatine! He just wants to save Padmé https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
- Anakin is now Darth Vader
- The army has turned on Obi-Wan
- The Jedi are getting killed one by one
Episode III continued:
- Tell me Anakin didn’t just kill those kids https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">
- Chewbacca helped save Yoda
- He did kill the children https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😞" title="Disappointed face" aria-label="Emoji: Disappointed face">
- The Republic is now The Empire
- Anakin killed the Viceroy and everyone else on the ship
- Obi-Wan is heartbroken
- Padmé knows the truth
Episode III continued:
- She’s trying to save him
- Anakin is breaking Padmé’s heart, and that, in turn, is breaking my heart
- Anakin just choked Padmé https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Face screaming in fear" aria-label="Emoji: Face screaming in fear">
- Palpatine vs Yoda https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">
- Yoda is forcing himself into exile
- Obi-Wan chopped off Anakin’s legs and arm https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Face screaming in fear" aria-label="Emoji: Face screaming in fear">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Face screaming in fear" aria-label="Emoji: Face screaming in fear">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Face screaming in fear" aria-label="Emoji: Face screaming in fear">
Episode III continued:
- And now he’s on fire https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">
- Padmé has lost the will to live
- Luke and Leia have been born
- Padmé still loves Anakin
- Anakin has been rebuilt
- Padmé is dead https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
- Padmé’s death, plus Papaltine’s lie, has sent Anakin over the edge. He is fully Vader now.
Episode III continued:
- C-3PO’s mind was wiped. I actually feel sorry for him now.
- Jar Jar Binks is at Padmé’s funeral. They had to find a way to include him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Smirking face" aria-label="Emoji: Smirking face">
- Leia will be raised on Alderaan
- Luke will be raised by Anakin’s step-brother and his wife on Tatooine
I’m hooked baby. Star Wars is awesome.
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