Thread by @CertifiedFool_, Okay I’m bored. Let’s cast some X-Men for the MCU. Of course [...]

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CertifiedFool_

Okay I’m bored. Let’s cast some X-Men for the MCU. Of course I had to start with my favorite cosmic goddess.

Holland Roden as Jean Grey

She said she wants to do it, and I’m all for it. Inject this straight into my veins.

Yetide Badaki as Storm

She’s not my Jean, but you gotta love the White Queen. (The second set of photos... skskdjdjdksjsj)

Natalie Dormer as Emma Frost.

He’s currently playing Hawk on Titans, but who needs that? Give him the bump and let him play our favorite bottom.

Alan Ritchson as Scott Summers/Cyclops

Pretty boy with a dark side and amazing abs? Cool.

Colton Haynes as Angel.

Kitty’s a cool girl, she’s fun at parties, and she’s definitely bisexual.

Willa Holland as Kitty/Kate Pryde

You can’t have the X-men without their manipulative leader.

Mark Strong as Charles Xavier

Whenever I think about Xavier, I also think about his 364848495 love interests. A queen. A bad bitch.

Sarita Choudhury as Lilandra

Continuing down this path of Xavier’s love interests...

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Magneto

Yeah she fights for mutants, but she’ll do you like Brenda did Cindy in Scary Movie 2 in a heartbeat.

Sofia Boutella as Mystique

Dangerous to the touch, bodied, and she put Carol Danvers in sleepy time for a while which was cool.

Lyndsey Fonseca as Rogue

And there’s Mystique’s other child that she didn’t raise at all who’s very religious despite his dad being a demon.

Riz Ahmed as Nightcrawler

This one was perfect. Keep her. Bring her back. We need her.

Zazie Beetz as Domino

Her life is one big game of Whose Body is it Anyway?

Karen Fukuhara as Psylocke

She’s my queen. She’s also actual royalty and has all of the powers. No touching.

Lauryn McClain as Monet St. Croix

Marvel. Please.

Lana Condor as Jubilee... again... with actual lines and character development this time.

I’ve been scared to do this one because y’all might hurt my feelings lmao

Alden Ehrenreich as... Wolverine

Alright, where was I? There are so many X-men. Can’t leave out one of the best though.

John David Washington as Bishop

For my New Mutants lovers.

Noah Gray-Cabey as Cypher

She lost her powers and was still badass. Not many have that to their credit.

Devery Jacobs as Dani Moonstar

I aspire to be as rich as Roberto one day, but also... it’s still eat the rich.

Jharrel Jerome as Sunspot

Someone just brought to my attention that I missed one of the OG 5 and I... I can’t believe I missed my good sis.

Jack Falahee as Bobby/Iceman

I was asked who I would pick for our good sis Remy so without further ado, mon ami...

Ryan Kwanten as Gambit

Alright, next up on the list: The femme fatale herself, Yuriko Oyama.

Sonoya Mizuno as Lady Deathstrike

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