—dead leaves—

jackson wang received a voice message a year ago saying, "kung hindi mo ito ipapasa sa 50 katao mamamatay plant mo."

exactly one year after, his plant bob died, and he blamed it on no other than the sender of the voice message, irene bae.

sige marupok ako e,,,
notes:
✓a crack #jackrene au
✓my humor is dry so i'll try my best to make it wet char anodaw
✓BRACE YOURSELVES FOR A MAKALAT AU
✓some events are based on real events
✓um enjoy?

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dec 2, 2018. nagsimula pala kay Jaebeom. sisihin nyo si Jaebeom.

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si Seulgi talaga yung laging kinakawawa

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ayan, nagsimula na...

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e uto-uto...

btw, they're all schoolmates

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the unknowing victim, di man lang sineen... tsk tsk tsk

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aguy kalokohan daw irene oh. patayin mo na nga yan si bob

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nagsorry rin

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an hour after

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the giver of bob, mark tuan

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our first time cactus caretaker, jackson wang

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nanay at tatay nga ata ni bob yung markson

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bob.

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welcome home, bob.

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fast forward to the present. the coco-bob incident...

btw di ko pinalitan dps kasi parang "flashback" yung previous tweets hehe ok

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pinadala na nila kay mark tulfo

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tag yourselves i'm mork

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uwu pini-princess din naman pala si coco

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dun naman tayo kay kumareng irene at mga semi dibel friends niya

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hala mars,,, may pinagdadaanan??

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ha? hakdog couple

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di na kasi problema ni sismars irene yun

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when i said this is a crack au, sobrang kalat talaga,, for 9 months nirireplyan ni jackson ng "sino po sila?" ang texts ni youngjae kasi di niya sinisave ang number

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a little bit of jackson's life.

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ooh, shady

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ayan bat kasi pinapaisip mo pa sa kanya

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sawa na si mark

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uh oh, overwatered.

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naglasing

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after inuman. irene met jackson

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next day

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skl din na may mga ghost chingus din kami sa bahay hehe hello sa inyo

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in coco we trust

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dun naman tayo sa kabilang dako

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cute ni seulgi

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oops, magsisimula na yung curse,,,

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unang biktima: bob. hahahaha

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good luck sa 'yo

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nauna pala si carlisle. rip

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cause of death: katangahan ni irene

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oh noez

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later that night

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tuwang-tuwa kuya niyo oh

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time check: malapit na alas 9 pero di pa rin nakauwi si jackson

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markson → markjae

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kumusta naman si madam irene?

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may galit siya

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uy shet

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eto ata epekto ng panonood ko ng hard carry 2.5

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aso ka ghorl? lakas pang-amoy. char

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nang makarating sa bahay

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youngjae to the gods: thank you po dahil di lang ako malalagot

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patay ka diyan irene?? jackson?? ewan ko kung sino yung kawawa sa kanila

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nagrant na si koyah,,,

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wendy is our half demon half angel friend

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papetty-han ng au characters, si au irene na dadayo

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saksakan ng petty

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slightly petty lang siya ganon

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good morning, bae!

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ayan, nag-reply na...

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don't her because she didn't you!!

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bae's morning

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5 am tots

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ayan, napang-abot na rin

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irene: 1 | jackson: 0

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takbo twitter

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nang-aasar e HAHAHAHAHAHA

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di rin papatalo si wang siyempre

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peace

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some time in the morning after jackrene's interaction

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naka-move on na nga siya e

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buhat sariling bangko... mark issa mood

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desperate times call for desperate measures

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we stan jackson

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nasa malapit...

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yung nasa malapit:

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mukhang libre: yeri

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heard prayers

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welcome back, ate tiffany

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after a few minutes...

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context

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he did THAT.

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this is my fave cliché

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calling the girls for backup

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end of the world na yata

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ang confident natin, ah??

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gaga si irene pero siya yung bridge sa isang medyo matinong usapan hahahaha

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back to strangers kuno

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yuck ka diyan

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sige, tingnan lang talaga natin

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day one as mag-bf

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ay pinapangatawan yung pagiging girlfriend

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fast forward to lunch

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LAPIT NATIN BOI AH??

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reto na yan!! choz

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tag team sila ni Youngjae sa pang-aasar

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pati rin ang kuya, pero ibang pang-aasar naman...

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cutie

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malakas din makiramdam e

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perhaps,, this??

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oof

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SORRY BANGAG NGAYON KO LANG NAPANSIN YUNG TIMESTAMP SA PAST TWEETS,, AM DAPAT YUN DI PM

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jackrene the following days pt. 1

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jackrene the following days pt. 2

ps. oa lang si wang. one week lang talaga yan

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a random day

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last update for tonight kasi pinapatulog na ako!

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time check: 2 am

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naku, mukhang inlababo na,,, tsk tsk mare

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yan, pinuyat

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oplan uncrush

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gising na siya. bat kaya good mood??

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dahil good mood...

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may halong tampo yan

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bored jackjack

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sad hours with seulrene

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that afternoon

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wang to jae

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GUSTO KO LANG ISINGIT HAHAHAHA

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oo nga. jowa mo ba?? bakit ka worried???

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(repost) so yeah maagang nagdidinner si irene bc of jack

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rubbing off on her in barely a week

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awtsu

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kuya's words

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how to win ya gurl (na di sa 'yo) back:

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on a more serious note

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boo

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friday the 13th na curse ni youngjae:

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curse ni irene:

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after their "talk"

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enjoy it while it lasts

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np: now or never - got7

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braveth soul

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shooketh

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may junjun na pala

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highlight: hindi... pa?

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ww3 na naman

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sa kabilang dako,,, supportive seulgi

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tinotoo nga pt 1

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pt 2

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oo matuwa ka

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that night... ang supportive ni seulgi jusko

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friends pa ba yan??

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FRIENDS!! PA!! BA!! YAN?!!

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syempre may supportive friends din si jackson

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noted daw

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the next day, 9 am

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may pa-good morning text waowee

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where is wang??

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nagkakalat tuloy

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oof antukin pala ih

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missed call na yan, jackson didn't decline on purpose

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nagtanong na pati sa mga kaibigan...

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and finally, after one more hour.

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oh.

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damn...

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unli sorry

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hugot tayo diyan teh

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the call

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blocked

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fast forward to 7 months

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medyo unemployed iskwad. yerene na lang unemployed sa kanila

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dalawa na silang kinakawawa

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di pa na kuntento... pati sa twt

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away na yaaaaan!!

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meanwhile, jackson

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they're still friends

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ano ba kasi talagang nangyari?

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ay luh liker naman pala.

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she ain't happy

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cheng xiao and jackson convo.

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she has clean intentions of whatever "arrangement" and "offer" it was.

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as thanks

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Youngjae

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irene didn't change her number nor did she delete jackson's number, kaya isang factor na rin 'to kung bakit tinatawag siyang tanga ng friends niya

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kunwari dinelete yung number

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matiyaga

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OOOFFF

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hala nmn,,

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HINDI KA MARUPOK (x9999999) para true

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later

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tiffany x jackson.

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inhale exhale

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tbh ako yung kinakabahan JFKWJDKIW

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hella worried

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hear me out* yan. bangag lang lolz sorry

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healing

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what rlly happened:

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isisingit ko yung explanation sa qrt ng tweet na ito

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dumayo para umiyak at magpakalasing

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see you later.

— end of dead leaves —

note(s):

• ending it this way wasn't part of the plan
• i'm sorry for hurting them but not really
• no book two because kuntento na ako sa ending na 'to
• i still luv jackrene tho
• sorry sa "pure crack" na nahaluan ng angst issa prank
• i love you guys

eto yung explanation ng nangyari churva if di nyo pa nababasa: https://twitter.com/M00NLIKE4RS/status/1206217854636503043?s=19