CIA boss Allen Dulles was sacked by JFK in 1961 after the Bay Of Pigs fiasco. Kennedy said he wanted to "splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces & scatter it into the winds."

2 years later Dulles was appointed to the Warren Commission, which investigated JFK's assassination.
CIA boss William Colby was sacked by President Ford after Watergate. According to a Nixon staffer, when Bush 41 heard about the Watergate "smoking gun" transcript "he broke into assholes & shit himself to death". Bush took over the CIA. Colby died in a mysterious boat accident.
CIA boss George H. W. Bush was sacked by President Carter after General Pinochet's major post-coup opponent was assassinated by a car bomb on Embassy Row in the middle of Washington DC at 9:35 a.m on September 21, 1976 as part of Operation Condor. A US citizen was also killed.
CIA boss William Casey suffered two seizures on 15 December 1986, a day before he was scheduled to testify in Congress. He had brain surgery a few days later. Bob Woodward claims Casey confirmed to him before he died that he knew about the Iran-Contra affair.
CIA boss John Deutch was pardoned by President Clinton (on his last day in office) for not securing info on his laptop. A 1996 US Congressional report estimated that the CIA was then committing over 100,000 serious crimes abroad every year.
CIA boss George Tenet ignored warnings about Al Qaeda and the 9/11 attacks but assured President George W. Bush that the evidence of Saddam Hussein possessing WMDs was a "slam dunk case". He resigned to spend more time with his "beautiful family".
CIA boss Porter Goss did some "small-boat handling" during the 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis before becoming a Republican Congressman. As CIA Director he oversaw a huge inquiry that blamed Bill Clinton for everything, while enjoying prostitutes & poker parties at the Watergate hotel.
CIA Director Michael Hayden massively increased NSA surveillance & lied to Congress about CIA torture. He called @Snowden a "morally arrogant" & "troubled young man" who would end up "bored, lonely, depressed" & alcoholic in Russia. He had a stroke in 2018 and sadly survived.
CIA Director Leon Panetta is a saint who taught Richard Nixon civil rights, scrubbed semen from Bill Clinton's Oval Office carpet as Chief of Staff, & blessed all the drones that Obama sent to kill Bad Guys. He now vets students at @UCLA who want to follow his path to glory.
CIA Director David Petraeus resigned after an extra-marital affair with his biographer, with whom he shared confidential information, so nobody cares how many people he killed. He now spends his time scrubbing mentions of "Benghazi" from his Wikipedia page.
CIA Director John Brennan supported Bush's secret torture renditions, lied about civilian casualties from Obama's drone strikes, and set up a secret task force to ensure Hillary Clinton won the 2016 elections.

He's about to get his ass handed to him on a plate.
President Harry Truman created the CIA so that he would get reliable information in a digestable format, not slanted by various govt departments' concerns. In 1963 he wrote that the CIA had lost the plot and their other "cloak and dagger" operations should be terminated.
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