Derek & I struggle with Xmas gifts each year bc we buy stuff for each other all year. I showed Derek a thing I'd like & he wanted ME to pinky promise HIM that he would buy it?

I refused bc I knew he'd forget.

20mins later in bed he's asking what I asked him about.
The immense joy I feel of being right is the gift that keeps on giving
Derek: Please give me a hint
Me: No
Derek: It's something I buy, right?

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