Is Jeff Tweedy the King of Opening Lines?

"The ashtray says you were up all night"

"How can I convince you it& #39;s me I don& #39;t like?"

"I got a box full of letters I think you might like to read"

"I dreamed about killing you again last night, and it felt alright to me"

"Why, I wonder, is my heart full of holes?"

"I was chewing gum for something to do"

"I am an American aquarium drinker"

"Hey! Wake up! Your eyes weren& #39;t open wide"

"Back in your old neighborhood, the cigarettes taste so good"

"His goal in life was to be an echo"

"She& #39;s a jar with a heavy lid"