Is Jeff Tweedy the King of Opening Lines?

"The ashtray says you were up all night"

"How can I convince you it's me I don't like?"

"I got a box full of letters I think you might like to read"

"I dreamed about killing you again last night, and it felt alright to me"

"Why, I wonder, is my heart full of holes?"

"I was chewing gum for something to do"

"I am an American aquarium drinker"

"Hey! Wake up! Your eyes weren't open wide"

"Back in your old neighborhood, the cigarettes taste so good"

"His goal in life was to be an echo"

"She's a jar with a heavy lid"