oh no, I’m watching “The Last Jedi” again

BB8 is one of the great comic actors of our time.

SPACE PEGUINS

Luke Skywalker was a boomer.

Kylo Ren going apeshit and destroying his mask is so dumb and HOT. Ugh, yes, wreck me, sad space boi.

I absolutely hate the way Luke Skywalker talks. GET TO THE POINT, YOU MELODRAMATIC ASHEN BOOMER.

Carrie Fisher slapping Oscar Isaac... also hot.

ADAM DRIVER, HOW COULD YOU

Carrie Fisher’s ship gets blown up and she’s dead in space but then she isn’t dead, she is... flying? But then she’s in a coma? I... will never understand.

Laura Linney Dern.

Whew, Oscar Isaac wants Laura Linney Dern to peg him. You can just SMELL the tension.

Kylo Ren and home girl have a CONNECTION and are breathing heavily as they both stare into space.

I just can’t get enough of the space penguins. Utterly delightful.

FUCK, ADAM DRIVER’S VOICE IS SO HOT AND SAD.

Wait, was that Justin Theroux??? There are so many damn people in this movie. Am *I* in this movie???

LOL. The fish nuns hate home girl so much. (I still haven’t figured out her name.)

Imagine jacking off and then, all of a sudden, Kylo Ren is talking to you across space and time. LOL.

BB8 PROTEC BUT BB8 ALSO ATTAC

KYLO REN IS SHIRTLESS.

Kylo Ren trying to fuck and all home girl wanna do is chitchat. SMH.

OMG, Kylo Ren and home girl were having a *moment* and Luke SkyBoomer ruined it.

Oh, her name is Rey.

I am wholly uninterested in Luke SkyBoomer’s emotional journey.

“I didn’t steal shit” — BB8

Remember when Oscar Isaac danced in “Ex Machina”? I became a man that day.

EVIL BB8.

Kylo Ren was a honeypot!

Laura Linney Dern is so cheesy. Love her hair tho.

I love Rey so much. What a fierce character. Ugh, I stan.

The camera lingering on Kylo Ren’s hand and the sound of his leather glove making a fist.

“I know what I have to do.” So tortured, so wounded. Ugh, HOT.

YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS, KYLO REN. GO OFF!!!!!

I LOVE THIS FIGHT SCENE SO MUCH.

“Let it all die.” WHEW, so incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of y’all if Kylo Ren asked me. LOL. Sorry bout it.

HE SAID “PLEASE,” REY.

The movie does a beautiful job dramatizing the “do or die” moment when every character is giving their all. EVERY CHARACTER EXCEPT FOR LUKE SKYBOOMER.

Laura Linney Dern was a real one. Great hair to the very end. RIP.

“Oh, you feelin’ froggy, bitch? JUMP.” — BB8

LOL. Wait, did Finn really say “let’s go, chrome dome”???

SPACE CHOKE ME, KYLO REN.

Poe and BB8 are so pure.

I really like the crystal foxes but not as much as the space penguins.

I forgot about the space penguin screaming with Chewbacca. Hahahahaha. This movie is so great.

DID ROSE JUST DIE WHAT THE FUCK

Luke SkyBoomer, late as usual. HMPH.

Wait, is his name Ben?????

WHEW, what a movie. So good.