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Festive 
John Lewis Christmas decorations are proper bonkers this year. A selection....
There is a fruit n veg theme with Christmassy asparagus and half eaten apples.
These vegetables make marginally more sense.
Next level festive terraria.
Winterval backpack.
Jesus was... a fisher of men stretch.
Multireligious Christmas.
Garden benches... I've got nothing.
Do they know its Christmas in Africa? Yes.
Drag Christmas makes more sense than any of the above.
