Straight girls: My BF is such a pig sometimes & drives me crazy with his weird smells & how lazy he can be, & I really don’t like his friends or the way he flirts with other women but love is hard & you just gotta stick with it & I know we’ll be together forever.

Gay girls: My GF is so amazing & beautiful. She smells so good & we communicate about everything & share the same interests & we love our queer friends & we’re SO in love with each other on every level but she buys single ply TP so I need advice on how to break up with her.