It’s Mr C birthday at the weekend and a big pink box was just delivered for him ...it’s not from me or my son ...what is it ...why ...he is Billy No Mates . This is killing me ...should I peek Twitter https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">

I am conflicted https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face"> it’s either
A) a mistake and it’s not his
B) from him for me (doubtful)
C)from him for ‘someone else’ (pretty monumental if true https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">)
D) It’s from ‘someone else ‘ for him (start talking dude this better be good)

I am for now resisting ...I have poked a small torch through the slightly torn bit on the box but none the wiser. I will keep you appraised of the situation ..

You guys will be the first to know if I am no longer The Current Mrs C https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😮" title="Face with open mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with open mouth">

It’s ok people ... mystery solved ...that thread was funny - thank you for making me smile ..and I was genuinely mystified . Turns out it’s from the lovely @AlexDrakee my sons GF which is very lovely of her https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">