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Look at this little distended-belly having motherfucker
Pumpkin pie is literally the only Thanksgiving food I care about, I am sending him to the shelter tomorrow
The joke of this whole thing is that he& #39;s on a diet.
UPDATE: lol let& #39;s get weird
UPDATE 2:
Mom: "Where are the potatoes?"
Dad:
Mom: "Wait did you get potatoes?"
Dad:
Mom: "They were on the list!"
Dad: "Show me."
Mom, reading from list "4lbs potatoes, new or fingerling"
Dad:
Mom: "Where are the potatoes?"
Dad:
Mom: "Wait did you get potatoes?"
Dad:
Mom: "They were on the list!"
Dad: "Show me."
Mom, reading from list "4lbs potatoes, new or fingerling"
Dad:
My father has just proclaimed it was God& #39;s plan for us not to eat potatoes
Guys I swear this was going so well at some point
Mr. God& #39;s Plan is racing out to get potatoes
This whole day
Area Dog Demands Spot On Couch, Jumps Unsuccessfully Like An Enormous Fatass For Some Reason Gee What Could That Be
God is dead. - Dad
The turkey we did not cook ourselves, thank God, is now out of the oven so it& #39;s the perfect time for dad to watch some YouTube videos on carving
He went full @Nicole_Cliffe and now there& #39;s turkey fat all over the kitchen
Guys, after all of that, somehow this happened
I swear to God, dude.
THIS ASSHOLE JUST SNOUT-BUMPED ME DEMANDING MORE FOOD
READ THE ROOM TOBY
I don& #39;t know how this all worked out, thank you to my family, Foodtown, @alisoneroman& #39;s smashed potatoes recipe, and the Buffalo Bills
He seriously looks like a snake that just ate a whole warthog or something
Dessert update: I was feeling very smug about the pie and just discovered I didn& #39;t actually turn the oven on like 45 minutes ago
Mom: "Toby has the itis"
He still hasn& #39;t pooped I am TERRIFIED
Morning update: Toby is extremely fine and took visible pleasure in barfing just a bit on the brand new living room rug
The face of a boy who really objects to puking anywhere but hard-to-clean surfaces
