my neighbor’s window is open and i can hear him screaming at his mom on the phone “you sent me to an all boys fucking high school and those guys were dicks! now that i’m 24 i’m realizing i did not have a good experience and IM NOT COMING TO DINNER. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GO THERE?”

he is now shouting at the top of his lungs that he is depressed and it is ALL DADS FAULT. his girlfriend can be heard trying to mediate. she is unsuccessful.

oooh he just told the girlfriend to stay out of it. a door has slammed. i believe she has left the vicinity

his tone is now shrill, demanding answers as to why he is expected to show up for dinner when they “have spent 24 years setting him up to fail”. voice is shaky. i fear there will be an implosion.

OH SHIT i dunno what mama said but he just yelled “ILL BE THERE IN 45 FUCKIN MINUTES LEAVE ME ALONE UNTIL THEN”. i dunno the kid but i’ve seen him a few times. from what i can tell, he’s probably driving to Mason.

happy thanksgiving guys!

gonna be late to my parents house bc i’ve been eavesdropping on the neighbors. typical