A couple of months ago the BBC lead news story was "Boris gets a puppy" Surely now is the time for the courtiers at the BBC to bring out the puppy, everyone loves a puppy. Unless, of course something's happened to it. Forget Swinson and squirrels, what has Boris done to the puppy

Come on, there must be evidence, surely there's a whistleblower somewhere
#releasethepuppytapes

UPDATE, I've just been informed, by a previously reliable source close to a Downing Street that something horrific had happened to the puppy, more details to follow.

So far Boris has refused to comment on the whereabouts and health of the puppy https://twitter.com/PaddyTofu/status/1200149201813946368

The BBC courtiers are refusing to comment on the rumours that they are withholding footage relevant to the #puppygate controversy
#releasethepuppytapes https://twitter.com/PaddyTofu/status/1200149893677035525