I can’t wait til my man who isn’t rlly my man but is my man actually becomes my man so I can tweet about him freely cause this introduction is getting to be toooo damn long.

Hey Twitter, meet my man who isn’t rlly my man but is my man!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> HES MY MAN!!!!

Back with a live update: my man passed the parent test with flying colors!!! My dad even toasted “to my future son” at dinnerhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">

My man is at a bachelor party this weekend. I woke up this morning to these pics on his story. Them strippers def got him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Verschlafenes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verschlafenes Gesicht"> doggghouseee

Remember when he was my man who isn’t rlly my man but is my man??? Welllllll, now he’s my FIANCÉ!!!!!!!! IM ENGAGED TO MY BEST FRIEND!!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐍" title="Schlange" aria-label="Emoji: Schlange">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz"> @Fullcoursemeelz