The Macy's parade floats flying low because of high winds 100% look like they're here to kill us all

The USA Today livestream has no audio commentary and thus reveals previously unheard gems like the crowd chanting "Dough-boy" as the Pillsbury float goes by

"This is why we don't go to this," my loving girlfriend says to me as a giant Olaf's carrot nose drags along the ground

With no audio buffer, high school marching bands sounds like... high school marching bands. Lotta tired teens struggling to play very cold brass instruments

After the parade the stream just followed around an AP reporter asking kids their favorite part of the parade and how to spell their names. I love journalism

Omg one kid said his favorite part was the doughboy chant. I don't remember his name, but he's going places