Coming up with new plots for a 90s reboot of Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.

#1: Frank ends up at TV Centre, and is chosen as a random member of the public to start the lottery machine. It explodes.

#2: Frank gets hired to fix the Millennium Bug. Planes drop out of the sky. People are cross.

#3: Frank buys a Tamagotchi! He gets cross when it does a whoopsie in his pocket, and Betty leaves him for good.

#4: Frank goes to see Gladiators! He tries to make the equipment safer, and Wolf shatters every single bone in his body on Catapult.

#5: Frank goes to fight in the Gulf War. He dies immediately.

Well, you get the idea with that.

I'm now concerned that Frank dies in the Gulf War, and yet he's still around to help fuck up the Millennium bug.

I really should have given this more thought.